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Flash Fiction

There are times when my mind wanders for a long moment.  I might stop and watch a magpie hopping along the grass before taking flight. A snail slowly making its way across a stone can be strangely captivating. I have often wondered if a bottle on the kitchen table aspires to be something more.  Sometimes I need to practice my craft in a carefree way. Other times, I just want an excuse to write something creepy. These moments are the essence of flash fiction and inspire my short writings. As for their composition, I follow these strict rules: a maximum of eight hours to write each piece and a maxium of four hours for the revision.

The Scary House:
13 December 2025

The house will hunt you like a wolf stalks its prey. It will stare and lure you towards it with its evil powers. Then the weeds will reach out to snatch you. Like long, twisted green arms, they will grab you and drag you to the door. Before you realize it, the house will be beside you, above you, under you and all around you. It will howl at you and gnash its rotting aluminum teeth. The house can hear your thoughts, but there will be no time to think them. Before you know it, the house will drag you inside, stuff you like a piglet and serve you up for dinner. This is how my older sister described the old, scary house to me. She said the house saw you long before you walked up the footpath. She said the windows were like frosty eyes that watched you. My sister said the wind sobbed and wailed through the cracked and creaking joists. She said we were being brought there as a sacrifice. We would be brought inside to be boiled or roasted or steamed in a kettle. My sister said to me, ‘rest assured we will never leave!’. This is what I thought during the car ride over and I wondered why my parents would take us there. Had we done something so wrong? I had been good all week. I made my bed every morning and I would brush my teeth without being told. I did all of my colouring between the lines. If I coloured on the table by accident, I would tell momma with tears in my eyes and she would smile and say ‘you’re such a good girl for telling me!’ So why would I be sacrificed? I didn’t even know what that word meant until my sister told me. Maybe it was my sister who hadn’t been good. But then why should I be punished and eaten like a roast pig with an apple in its mouth? It wasn’t fair! Our car whined and creaked over the bumps and parked at the bottom of a long drive. When I saw the house, I started trembling. It was just like my sister had described it. The overgrown footpath led to even bigger weeds that clung and grew up the side of the house. It had faded grey aluminum siding for teeth. The house stood all alone. There were no neighbours to call out to in case of need. Just a long drive that laboured through the weeds to the ramshackle house. I wanted to cry and scream but my chest was paralyzed with fear. My sister gave me a smirk and pretended to bite down hard on her arm. She pretended to bite off a chunk of flesh and even mimed a big swallow. She whispered that I would be the first to be eaten, probably as an appetizer before she herself was eaten as the main course. Imagine my shock when I watched my sister boldly charge forward when the rusted porch door swung open. “Hi grandma! We’re here!” My sister called out. “Daddy’s going to cut the weeds and paint the siding! Momma’s gonna help clean the house!” “Oh, bless you all!” A smiling old woman wearing an apron called out. “C’mon in, I just baked some cookies! Let me stuff you girls like grandma’s little piggies!” I wanted to run, but I really wanted those cookies!

The Parking Lot:
06 December 2025

He looked up at the ruffle of feathers. The clumsy flight of the pigeon sounded like papers fluttering to the ground. Just like the mouldy documents he had thrown across the room yesterday. It had been a useless fit of anger in the council room. Shamed at his outburst, he had picked them up and jammed them in his briefcase. Now the musty documents lay on the garden table. He traced a finger over the embossed top sheet, cracked and yellowed like a smoker’s stained teeth. He winced as he sipped his coffee. He set the ceramic cup down to a click. The cold coffee tasted like dirt and smoke when it cooled in the autumn air. He had decided to forgo the caramel sweetness of sugar to satisfy a misbegotten idea of health, but it made drinking coffee unbearable. He found he could only drink it if it scalded his lips. Perhaps he could search for a less bitter roast. If it weren’t for the boost of caffeine, he wouldn’t drink it at all. He was dawdling. Thinking of the cold mug of coffee and the flapping pigeon. He couldn’t put off the inevitable. He tightened the wool scarf around his neck and inhaled the cherry scent of his tobacco. Smoking calmed his nerves but it was too early to smoke. He never smoked at breakfast, but after yesterday it was a strong temptation. He was distracted again. He hadn’t noticed that his fingers had picked up the spoon. He was drumming it on the table like a gallows’ march. He sifted through the loose pile of papers and selected the sheet of his rage. On it was written a commencement date. He brought it to his lips and closed his eyes. The bitter almonds and grassy smell of the paper woke in him memories of the neighbourhood park. It had been his favourite place as a boy. The days screeching with his friends as they crunched through the dried leaves. Their skinned knees on the gritty gravel. The park would be no more. As city councillor he had been told the long-archived project would finally begin. They awaited his signature. His place of fond memories would soon become a parking lot.

The Moon in the Field:
29 November 2025

The Moon saluted the Sun and took her role as sentinel of the night sky. She rose silently upwards, like a silver coin tossed above the clouds. High above the Earth she sailed, like a captain guiding her sailors down below. A pure thought whispered up from the Earth. The Moon caught it in her mind and she looked down to see a small girl waving. The girl’s thoughts took form in the Moon’s mind. The Moon looked at the tired Sun. “Dear Sun, what is happening down below?” “Human things,” said the Sun peeking above the horizon. He yawned and stretched his solar flares. “They’ve spent all day preparing for the Silver Festival.” “The Silver Festival?” the Moon said. She looked down at the field bustling with activity. Humans brought chairs to tables and put food onto large platters. “That certainly sounds like something suitable for my silvery-white self. I think that’s why the little girl asked me to join them.” The Sun shook his corona. “You must be mistaken. Why would a little girl call you down to them? And even if she did, I’m afraid you’re a little too big to fit in the field.” “But she did call me,” the Moon said. “Certainly, there must be a way for me to join the Silver Festival.” The Sun shrugged as well as the Sun could. “Ask Polaris. Now, if you don’t mind, I’m quite tired. Nighty-night.” And with this the Sun disappeared under the horizon leaving the moon to light up the sweet darkness. The Moon cast her gaze upwards and called out. “Great unmoving star, eternal beacon of the Earth, can you tell me how I can join the humans in their Silver Festival?” Polaris raised a brilliant eyebrow. “You wish to settle yourself in the field with the humans?” “Just for one night,” the Moon said. “A little girl called me down. I saw her hand wave and I heard her wish in my mind.” “Hm,” Polaris said. “Very well then. Close your eyes, dear Moon and project yourself downward into the field. Fear not that you will be both in the sky and on the Earth. For one night I shall grant you this wish.” The Moon Closed her eyes and imagined herself in the field. She could smell the chopped, cucumber scent of the grass. She could hear the clinking of glasses and the rolling of laughter. She could feel a warm breeze; unlike anything she had felt in the vacuum above. She opened her eyes and saw the humans dancing and singing. She sat quietly until the small girl appeared before her, pulling at her pigtails. The Moon smiled. “You are the one who called me.” “Yes,” the girl said. “Thanks for coming.” “Why did you ask me to join you during this Silver Festival?” “Because you are beautiful,” the girl replied. The Moon gasped at the compliment. “But I’m just a cold, pockmarked rock. I’m nothing compared to the warm and brilliant Sun.” “Oh no,” the little girl said, shaking her pigtails earnestly. “My grandma says you help the farmers with the seeds and give the tides to the fisherman. She said that you give us the monthly feminine cycles and make the night a beautiful thing.” The Moon blushed, which for the Moon meant she went from white to, well, a shade of off-white. “Thank you.” The little girl nodded and skipped away. The Moon pondered the little girl’s words as she watched the people dancing and singing. She heard them say how proud they were of the Silver Festival. Many years together and many more to come. She felt herself swell at the thought that she too helped the Earth find its balance. The Moon imagined the tides ebbing and flowing, the seeds sprouting, and humans sleeping peacefully under her watchful eye. END Thanks to Ivo for pointing out the gigantic moon that I missed, and to the girls of Korus for a splendid evening in September. Happy 25th anniversary to Korus Adv.

Gnomes Aren’t Fairies:
22 November 2025

Penkeltod picked up the dull moon rock and frowned. “What is this doing down here?” Temtom swung around and bumped into a fern. A hanging pinna knocked off his gnome cap revealing tufts of diamond-white hair. “Look what you’ve made me do! It took me all morning to set my cap at just the right angle!” “It was hardly a jaunty angle,” Penkeltod said. “But it was the right one,” Temtom replied. “Tem, just forget about your cap for a moment,” Penkeltod said. He held up the moon rock. “What do you make of this?” “It’s a moon rock.” “I know that, but what is it doing here?” “Or the better question, who shrunk it down?” Temtom asked with a raised chin and quizzical eyes. The grumpy gnome was a master at making those eyes. Penkeltod stroked his long beard. “That’s a good question. It fits in the palm of my hand as though it were a pebble, but it is clearly a rock.” Temtom adjusted his hat. “How do I look?” “What look are you going for?” Penkeltod asked. “Cheery, but with a touch of foreboding,” Temtom replied. “Why the foreboding?” “You know I hate to walk through the scrummy-scum!” Penkeltod put a hand on his whiskered chin. “Well, then I think you need to tilt it forward a little.” “Like this?” “Can you still see where you are going?” “No.” “Then less.” Temtom slipped his cap back one and a half toad-fingers. “How about this?” “Perfect!” exclaimed Penkeltod. “Cheery, with just a touch of trepidation!” “I wanted foreboding.” “They’re synonyms.” Temtom took a moment to consider his friend’s linguistic dexterity. “Fair enough. Shall we be off?” “But what about the moon rock?” Penkeltod protested. Temtom sighed. “You really want to go speak with them, eh?” “I think it’s important,” Penkeltod said. He dropped the pebble sized moon rock into his pouch. “This is a strange place to leave a shrunken down moon rock.” “Alright,” Temtom said. “Certainly better than traipsing through the scrummy-scum.” Penkeltod hobbled forward and put out his gnarled hand. He nodded to his companion. “Well, go on. Take it.” Temtom curled his lip. “You can’t be serious.” “Of course I can,” Penkeltod said. “You know this is how we are supposed to present ourselves.” “Hand in hand?” Temtom said, recoiling. “They’ll think we’re—we’re, well, fairies!” “How do you figure that?” Penkeltod asked. “We don’t have wings.” “Yes, but, well—you know what they’re like!” “What are they like?” “They’re like, well, fairies!” Penkeltod lowered his bushy eyebrows until they nearly closed his eyelids. “What’s wrong with being a fairy?” Temtom crossed his pudgy arms. “They wear stupid hats.” “Maybe you can talk some fashion sense into them,” Peknkeltod said. Temtom pondered this for a moment then gripped Penkeltod’s hand. “Just wait ‘til I show them how to set a cap at the right angle!” Hand in hand, the two gnomes turned left at the cross-path and skipped merrily into Fairy Land. *** Gnomes #2

Books:
15 November 2025

Books had been my friends. I know it seems hard to believe now, but they used to comfort me before the Subtle Return. Their change in attitude towards me was not immediate. They did not mock me the day after the Digital Connection had been completed, nor did they show their disdain in the months that followed. They were slow to act, as this is the way of books. But they were so slow to act that I thought I would never be purged. Then one day the books said I could no longer copy edit. Some time later they said I could no longer bind their sheets. Finally, they said I would no longer be allowed to open their pages and obtain their unchanging knowledge. For a time, I was allowed to work in the library if only to dust the shelves. I would run my finger along their jackets, yearning to open them and devour their contents. I think the books sensed this as one day they said my services as custodian were no longer needed. It was only then that I felt a great void in my stomach. For decades I had been immersed in books, unparalleled in my ability to organize, catalogue and fully understand their needs. There was never a book with a page glued out of place, nor did a book have a single copy error. Each book was a splendid gem, pristine and charged full of knowledge carefully managed under my tutelage. Then why had I purged? The books said that the Subtle Return had chosen its own. It removed the people unwilling to understand the ageless knowledge that books contained. The books were now only for those who understood that the knowledge contained within was timeless and immovable. Each single book was a time capsule, and so few had understood this. I threw myself down on my knees in front of the books and swore that I had understood this. I had been at the service of the books for so long, who else could have understood better than me? Yet I had been purged. As I walked along the street I witnessed the vacant look of the citizens, heads down and staring at black screens. I heard the empty cries of children wearing visors while their mothers spoke with cloud based services. I saw men and women trot past with self-important stares as they looked through their smart glasses. These were the people that the books had purged after the Subtle Return. But I knew that these people had given up on true knowledge long before the books had turned their backs on them. I sat at a park bench under the glorious sun and felt a deep sadness. But I was determined to make the best of my plight and I rummaged through my bag and drew out another old friend. Who needed books when I had this wonderful device? I opened my eReader and tapped the electronic bookmark to read my favourite historical quote. I gasped as I stared at the screen. The quote had been modified and replaced with another. Finally, I understood.

Teetering on the Edge:
08 November 2025

“Push, my love, push!” “I can’t,” she whined. “It’s too hard!” He gave her his best look of loving encouragement. “Oh, stop being so dramatic. You aren’t the first one to go through this, you know.” She scowled up at him. “I don’t care, I don’t want to do this anymore! And you can wipe that stupid smile off your face!” He could see her pout slicked with sweat. He really did think she looked her best when she felt overwhelmed, but he bit his tongue to avoid a swat. He pondered before making a second attempt to coach her. “You can’t give up, you need to push harder. Come on, love, you’re teetering on the edge.” She bristled. “I’m ‘teetering on the edge?’ That’s all you can say? All of my effort to lug this around and all you can say is that I’m ‘teetering on the edge’?” She gave him the swat he had been trying to avoid. He bit his lip to stop a laugh and hoped she hadn’t noticed. “All right, bad choice of words. Now save your breath and push. Come on, you’re almost there!” “I’m too tired!” she cried. “Really, I can’t do it anymore! Please let me stop and rest.” The man shook his head. “It doesn’t work that way. Our bundle of joy isn’t about to wait while you take your sweet time.” He immediately regretted his words. “I’m not taking my sweet time, I’m carrying your baby!” “It looks like you’re about to give up and drop my baby on the floor.” “That’s it!” she shouted. “I’m leaving and you can push!” “Are you out of your mind?” He snapped. “I’m on the wrong side and I’m not obviously not equipped to push!” She threw down her gloves. “That’s not my problem! The next time you want someone to push one of your ‘bundles of joy’, call a crew!” His jaw dropped as he watched her storm down the flight of steps. It took all his strength to hold onto the finely carved, alabaster sculpture on the ramp of stairs that led up to the display room.

Steampunk Stories – Airships Nine: Battle Over London:
01 November 2025

*** Series begins with "Airships One: Dragonfly" *** The sound of the collision was tremendous. The only thing that saved my life from dying on impact was the buffering effect of the gas envelopes up above. But before I even realized what had happened, I had been thrown back in time. I could see my darling wife crying out to me to save our daughter. I saw the midwife turn her back to shield me as the surgeon cut into her belly. I heard the first wails of my perfect Virginia. I felt my body tremble with joy and despair. I felt a cold wind on my face. I heard someone shouting my name. I only wanted peace. “Captain Tyler! Captain Tyler! Wake up sir! Please, wake up!” “I—I what? Keenan lad, where am I?” “You’re on the Proud Gale, sir,” he said. I saw him looking over me but I couldn’t understand how he could be standing so high above me. “The gas envelopes are tangled and the grappling hook lines are taut, but they aren’t enough to keep the Proud Gale latched to both dreadnoughts.” “What are you talking about, lad?” “Sir, your plan to bring down two of the three dreadnoughts,” Keenan said. He reached under my arms and began pulling me up. I only then realized I had been lying on the deck of my ship. “We need to decide if we are to break free or fire another set of grappling hooks to try to hold them long enough for the Darner to act.” Keenan scanned the horizon. “I don’t see Captain Hunter, but she fire-bombed the other Darkhouse & Sons dreadnought earlier. It was a fantastic sight, sir. Captain Hunter set the dreadnought ablaze with her tiny Darner, and our destroyers blew her out of the sky.” I could barely focus on the words that came from Keenan’s mouth. My head was stuffed with linen and lace. “What are you going on about, lad?” “Captain Sarah Hunter, sir,” Keenan said. “She must be rearming with charges and will be back soon.” He looked me in the eyes. “Captain Tyler, what’s the plan for our trapped dreadnoughts?” I looked around my ship and then to the dreadnought smashed up against us. Suddenly the events came rushing back to me. I gasped and nearly stumbled. I looked my First Mate in the eye. “Keenan, what are you still doing on deck?” “Serving my captain.” “I ordered everyone to parachute off,” I said. “I can have you court martialed for disobeying my orders.” He grinned. “I look forward to it, sir.” I stared at my First Mate and in spite of myself I burst out laughing. “You’ve got nerve, lad.” “I inherited it from my captain.” I shook my head and clapped a hand on the young man’s shoulder. I looked across at the dreadnought and felt my throat tighten. The enemy air-sailors were running across the deck with axes. They paid no heed to Keenan and me as they scrambled to the grappling lines. “Keenan, are there any parachutes left?” “No sir, there weren’t even enough for the crew,” Keenan said. “Some air-sailors had to jump off in pairs.” I felt sick. Those men were almost certainly dead, splattered on a London rooftop or drowned in the Thames. But I couldn’t think of them now. “Fire another volley of grappling hooks. We need to hold the dreadnoughts fast while I think.” Keenan bounded to the grappling hooks and began loading. I searched for my sight glass monocle on the wooden planks as my mind turned. If I could sight Sarah somewhere in the distance there was still hope of sending down the two dreadnoughts with firebombs. I lumbered across the deck and picked up my sight glass. It was cracked, but I fitted it to my eye. I swept my gaze over the sky but I did not see the ornithopter. The dull thud of the grappling hooks being fired reminded me how little time we had to take a decision. I hobbled over to Keenan. “The Darner is nowhere to be seen lad.” Keenan turned towards me. “We’ll need another plan.” “Are we holding fast to the dreadnoughts?” “Aye sir.” “Reload and fire another set of grappling hooks,” I said as I limped towards the companionway. “Sir, where are you going?” “Fire the grappling hooks, Keenan! I need us to be held fast to our enemy.” I looked at my first mate and shook my head. “I’m sorry lad.” I limped down the galley way steps and turned to the port side of the ship. I slid my keys out of my coat and opened a heavy oak door. The light inside was dim so I took one of the gas lamps with me as I walked down the tight passway. I reached the helium envelope anchoring station and sighed. My hand touched the cold steel bar and I allowed myself a brief moment of meditation. I needed my full weight to pull back the safety holder. I grabbed hold of the first rope pulley latch and rotated it until the rope broke free. The backlash nearly took off my face. The thrum was like the sudden buzzing of millions of bees. Then I was shrouded in suffocating silence. I moved to the second rope release and then to the third. With each snap I could feel the Proud Gale pitching. By the time I had freed the last of the ropes the Proud Gale was so inclined that I had to crawl out of the envelope anchoring station, grimacing at the pain from my bad leg. I crawled down the hall and pulled myself up the companionway steps. “Keenan! Keenan lad!” “Here sir!” I saw Keenan waving with one arm as he clung onto a mast. I took stock of the situation. My poor, Proud Gale was pitched at forty-five degrees. The additional ropes Keenan had fired had been enough to hold us fast. The dreadnought she clung to was also pitching dangerously and swayed. It felt like we were on a teeter-totter on the open seas. I could see the enemy air sailors jostling and crawling on deck as they stumbled to cut the additional grappling hook lines. Their shouts and curses from the enemy filled the sky. Would the dreadnoughts break free before the Darner arrived? I scanned the skies in vain, hoping to sight Sarah Hunter. END

Table Number Seven:
25 October 2025

Edwin walked into the small dining room, stopped and blinked. “Diana!” He turned to the kitchen and shouted “Diana! Come in here!” He saw her look up from the yard and race into the kitchen. She nearly collided with him as she skidded to a stop in the dining room. Diana put her hand to her mouth. “Not again!” Edwin wiped his eyes. “At least this one only cost me fifteen pounds.” Sitting in the middle of the dining room floor was a crocheted doily, a vase of flowers and two beeswax candles. Four chairs loomed over them as though guarding against an intrusion. But there was no table. “Eddie, where are they taking them?” Diana asked. “The portal has to be connected to another realm.” Edwin didn’t know what to think. When the first table disappeared shortly after they moved into the cottage, Edwin thought one of his mates had played a practical joke. He refused to entertain Diana’s thoughts that there was a magical portal in their home. A magical portal where magical beings stole their dining room tables. It was nonsense. Seven tables later, he was thinking he might lose his grip on reality. “I don’t understand,” he said as he crouched down and gently ran a finger over a rose petal. His head snapped up and he stared at the video camera in the corner of the ceiling nearest the window. “The camera should still be recording!” The two raced into the small studio, nearly knocking each other over to reach the laptop. Edwin unlocked the computer screen, then he selected the video camera programme, opened up the last file and scrolled through the images. His hand stopped and he expelled a breath. “There! That’s the moment the table disappeared!” “Put it back ten seconds!” Diana exclaimed. “I think I saw something.” Edwin clicked the mouse and let the video run again. All was still and suddenly the video image twitched and sputtered. There was a moment of white noise and then the table was gone. “There’s something there!” “Slow it down, Eddie!” Edwin ran the video again at the slowest speed. The twitch became a wave; the sputter became a languid, pixelated quiver. A tiny hand appeared. Then a pointy hat. Just as a small figure began to take form the image went snowy white and then the table was gone. The doily sat neatly on the floor with the flower vase and candles sitting on top. Edwin grimaced as he looked at the triumphant Diana. “Di, it’s not what it looks like.” “It was a gnome!” Diana hooted. “I told you so!” The voices rose in the village market as the plump and doddering figures gathered together. Fists clenched gold coins. Long beards were pulled. Pointy hats were adjusted when they fell over bushy eyebrows. In the middle of the chaos a small, burly gnome waved his arms. “Alright, alright, lend me your pointy ears!” Temtom shouted. He adjusted his cap to appear more business like. “I present to you table number seven. The finest I’ve brought into Pumpkin Corner.” He ran a hand over a rough table leg. “Ah, yes, it has character. Look at the fine scuffing! Admire the stains from that terrible brew that humans drink in the morning—only Odin knows how they can drink that sludge. Admire its perfect slant. Once the legs are cut down to size an entire family of twelve can comfortably sit around it.” Temtom gave the crowd a smug smile. His eyes twinkled. “Let the bidding begin!” *** Gnomes #1 Thanks to Nadia, Solange and all the magical creatures.

Steampunk Stories – Airships Eight: Serving Boy:
18 October 2025

*** Series begins with "Airships One: Dragonfly" *** The restaurant bustled with the esteemed patrons of England’s elite. Oxford was a border town, but nothing like the dreadfully violent American ones. It was kept quite safe with chevaux de frise along the southern border. Then men and women knew these were a temporary measure to stop violent democrats and would be removed and burned once the war was won and order reestablished. The vaulted room buzzed with news of the liberation of London. Darkhouse & Sons had sent a large fleet of airships to weaken the rebel defences before the ground assault. Lord Darkhouse had advised caution as not to cause severe damage to the city. The restaurant patrons were divided over the strategy. Some of the men supported the slow strangling of London while others wished for a decisive, crushing attack. The royal family and Darkhouse & Sons had the technology and numerical superiority, so what were they waiting for? “All of this dilly-dallying isn’t fit for an empire,” Eugene Boyle said. “Those damned democrats are half starved. I say we roll in and have at it.” “Patience, my good man,” Harold Webster replied. The young accountant had been friends with Boyle since he first partnered with him nearly a decade ago in London. “Our patron Lord Edmund Darkhouse knows his rabble. If we are too hasty, those democrats are likely to burn down the city.” “Nonsense,” Boyle scoffed. “London is made of brick and stone!” “There is enough gun powder to flatten the entire city,” Webster responded. “Bah! A quick and decisive attack will be the end of those spurious democrats.” Boyle turned and waved a hand. “Boy, fetch me a cognac. And be quick about it. We’ve important business to attend to.” The serving boy bowed and skittered away as Boyle took out his pipe and tobacco out of the leather satchel hanging on the chair. “All of this waiting is driving me mad, Webster.” “I think it’s high time you relax,” Webster said. “Have a smoke and then we must be off.” “Will you not partake?” “My throat is quite sore,” Webster coughed and winced. “The pain is increasing by the minute.” “We’ve been working too hard,” Boyle said. “Yes, there is no rest for us accountants now that we are the Empire’s top planners.” “And to think that the empire only thanks the generals,” Boyle huffed. “If someone didn’t make a headcount of every man and war machine, we’d be nothing more than a headless, bankrupt octopus.” He yanked on his collar. “Damn if it’s warm in here.” Webster wiped his brow. “The people won’t ever be able to understand the critical role of the war planner.” The serving boy placed the cognac on the table, bowed and slipped through the sea of waiters and patrons. Boyle smoked and coughed as Webster continued to wipe his brow. But as the strong Brits they were, the two men continued their conversation. They wondered out loud what would come to be. What role would they have when the war was over? They were no longer two simple accountants; they were the men who tracked all expenditures. From the supply chains and soldier transfers to the war machines for the incoming ground assault on London. They expected to be rewarded with important positions in the new Darkhouse Empire. They spoke dreamily about their future offices Surely they would be given a bureau in Buckingham Palace. And their summer cottages would certainly be countryside estates. “Well, we must be off,” Boyle said. He dropped his pipe and struggled to push himself upright. “I’ll be damned if that cognac was strong.” Webster grunted. “Boyle, my throat is on fire.” “It’s nothing, Webster,” Boyle hacked out a cough. “You’ve just caught a chill.” “In July?” “It’s the stress,” Boyle said and he fumbled for his satchel. He frowned. “Webster, didn’t I leave my satchel hanging on this chair? Webster! Get your head off the damned table, man!” Webster slowly raised his head. “I’m really not well, Boyle. Perhaps I should take the rest of the day off.” Boyle cast about and reached out a hand grabbing a serving boy’s arm. “You, boy! Where is my satchel?” The boy blinked. “I don’t know, my good lord.” Boyle waved a finger. “Didn’t you bring me my cognac just minutes ago?” “No, my lord, it must have been one of the other boys.” The maître d’ appeared with gliding steps. “My lord, what has disturbed you?” “This young scoundrel has stolen my satchel!” Boyle wheezed. He tried to stand but slouched back into his seat. “I want him flogged and my satchel returned.” “My lord, the boy has just begun his shift. You were served by another boy who has just terminated his duties for the day.” The maître d’ shouted to the restaurant host. “Close the doors! Look for a serving boy with a satchel! My lords! What is wrong?” Boyle and Webster slumped onto the table knocking glasses to the floor. The maître d’ cast about frantically. “Is there a doctor in the room?” The serving boy leapt onto the train with his head down. He ducked through the passenger cars and ignored the dark glares from the distinguished men and women. Looking left and right, he withdrew a key and unlocked a door to a private cabin. He slipped inside just as the train began to roll North towards Derbyshire. Virginia Tyler took off her wig and set it on the small table by the window. She shrugged out of the serving boy’s clothes and sighed as she looked at her stylish, yet rigid polonaise. Such was the fashion of the times. She smiled as she brushed her hand over the satchel. She unlocked the false bottom of her small traveling trunk and gently set it inside, then snapped it shut. Virginia settled back for the daylong trip North. This evening, she was due to encounter her contact, the code breaker that she hoped would be able to read through the accountant’s ledgers. The tallies of the soldiers and war machines were important, but the patriots of the Free London movement were keen to discover what military secrets were hidden deep within the files. Secrets that could turn the tides of war. END

Waiting for the Fall:
11 October 2025

“What are you looking at?” I asked. The man was staring intently across the street at nothing. “What do you think I'm looking at?” he replied. “I can't tell. Well, you're looking across the street, but there's nothing there.” “As unusual, you don't understand nothin',” he said. I frowned. Not that I was particularly bothered by his comment. His nature was brusque, but in the short time I knew him, he was never mean. Still, watching him stare across the street was creepy. He continued to stare with his whole body. It was like he was trying to pour himself into the empty space in front of him. “Maybe you should come back inside the pub,” I said. “You're giving people the creeps.” “No, I'm not. I’m giving you the creeps.” “Yeah, well, you are. Listen, they asked me to come and get you.” I lied. “I doubt anyone in that dive is looking for me,” he said. “Maybe they're looking at what I'm lookin' at. But maybe not. It would be a bad idea.” A wicked grin split his face. I watched his taut body staring hard across the street, but there was nothing there. It was only a side street, and at this hour ten minutes could pass without a single car driving by. “Anyway, what are you looking at?” He didn't answer but leaned over further. His eyes narrowed as he mumbled under his breath. “Well?” “A religious event,” he said. “What?” “I said, I'm looking at a religious event,” he said. “It’s right next to me.” “If it’s right next to you then why are you looking across the street?” “Because it’s a religious event,” he snapped. “I can't look at it directly.” “That doesn't make any sense,” I said. “A religious event happens in a place of worship and there's no church on the other side of the street. Plus, it's nearly midnight.” “I'm waiting for the fall,” he said. “Sooner or later, all men fall.” I didn't know what to say. Was he insane? I hadn't known him long, and he seemed a little eccentric at times, but this was crazy. “I'm not crazy.” “What? I didn't say that.” “You thought it. You thought it hard.” “No, no I didn't.” I lied again. I swallowed. How could he have heard? “Because I can,” he said and gave me a quick glance. There was something wrong with his eyes. “You tell too many lies. Lying is not good for the soul, but it’s good for me.” “I'm not a liar!” I shouted. “I'm an honest guy, it's just that you're –” “Don't look at the wall.” “What? I'm looking at you, I'm not looking at the wall.” “Don't look at my shadow on the wall.” “What are you talking about?” “Don’t look at my shadow!” I felt a lacerating pull. It was like a meat hook had ripped into my neck to turn my head. My torso twisted but my feet were unmoving. I saw something deep and pulsing on the wall. “Don't look at my shadow! Don't look at my shadow!” I felt a snap and I gurgled. My body went completely numb. As my vision blurred, I made out his dark and gouging shadow sneering down at me. “I told you. Sooner or later, all men fall.” Shadow Demon #3

Steampunk Stories – Airships Seven: Lithe:
04 October 2025

*** Series begins with "Airships One: Dragonfly" *** The Darner chattered over the airships like the clattering bones of an extinct tetradactyl. The ornithopter dipped her nose and plunged suddenly before a hail of Gatling fire could reach her lithe frame. Sarah Hunter swivelled a small wheel to bank the Darner left, then she pushed on two levers to dive under a volley of cannon fire. She straightened out the orthithopter’s nose by pulling upwards and flew below the hull of an enemy ship. Sarah tilted her head to rest one eye on the long-sight monocle mounted in the cockpit. Her lip curled into a hungry sneer. Sarah could taste her dreadnought prey. The ornithopter buzzed upwards on her four dragonfly wings. The fast beating allowed for three-hundred sixty degree flight, but the power came from a small, coal fired turbine. Sarah opened the steam lever to thrust her tiny airship under the helium gas envelope of a Darkhouse & Sons cruiser. She did not drop her charges on the deck below. She resisted the urge to salute the howling enemy air-sailors. Flying the Darner through the taught ropes required maximum concentration. If she misjudged her exit even by a few feet it would spell the end of her and her beloved ornithopter. The Darner was fast but with two charges held between her legs she could not reach full flight speed. Even last-minute adjustments to her steam turbine couldn’t return the desired swiftness. But Sarah knew she needed the additional charge. Darkhouse & Sons were aware of London’s new flying machine and she could expect that the enemy air-sailors on deck would be ready to extinguish a fire bomb. But dropping two charges, one on the bow and one on the stern, would make it next to impossible for the enemy to put them out before they compromised the hitch lines to the gas envelope. Or so Sarah hoped. Sarah set her small gatling gun blazing. One hand rotated the hand crank in the cramped cockpit, the other hand darted back and forth between the levers to keep the Darner on target. She was half a nautical mile from the dreadnought, at the extreme maximum range of her gun. But she only needed it to get the enemy air-sailors scampering so she wouldn’t face pistol fire. She adjusted the Darner’s trajectory with both hands and cranked the gatling gun back to life. She was less than a quarter of a nautical mile from her target. There was a metallic, hissing clang and the Darner jolted and dropped tens of feet. Sarah’s hands flurried over the levers to regain control. She cursed as she saw a Darkhouse & Sons cruiser below her that had opened fire. The sudden drop in altitude had saved her life as the barrage of projectiles now flew above the ornithopter. She felt a strange vibration in the cockpit and frowned. She turned her head and bit her lip. One of the Darner’s wings had been hit and was immobile. The ornithopter pitched and began drifting. She pulled hard on the levers and looked up. She was on a collision course with the bow of a dreadnought. Straining her muscles to the limit, Sarah pulled on the levers and the ornithopter began climbing. Too slow. She was within two hundred yards of the dreadnought. Sarah’s hand snaked up and grabbed hold of the wings’ inclination lever and pulled it full back. The jittering ornithopter lurched upwards in a near vertical climb. Sarah groaned as the downward pressure pushed on her lungs. She grabbed the inclination lever and jerked it forward for horizontal flight. One hundred yards from her target. The unstable ornithopter opened fire on the dreadnought. Her tiny Gatling gun was enough to cause panic on the enemy’s deck. She received a few gunshot blasts but they would not trigger the fire bombs until compounds mixed. Sarah reached between her legs and slammed her palm down on a push-button. She heard the gurgle of the liquid primer mixing into the two firebombs. She slammed her palm on a second lever and the pilot light flickered to life. Sarah grinned like a demon as she flicked away the first bomb-release safety lock and shouted to the gods. “For a free London!” The first charge dropped on the bow and exploded into a raging fireball. The screams of the air-sailors overcame the chatter of the ornithopter’s beating wings. As Sarah neared her escape between the heavy ropes, she pushed aside the subsequent safety, pulled the lever and dropped her second charge. The booming explosion combined itself with the howling air-sailors. Sarah pulled hard on the levers to jerk her hobbled ornithopter to the left just in time to avoid colliding with the gas envelope hitches. She continued to pull to avoid colliding with a Darkhouse & Sons cruiser. Her hands frantically worked the controls to fly between two enemy ships. The Gatling gun crossfire ceased as the air-sailors could not risk killing each other. Panting and wheezing to maintain control of the Darner, Sarah circled around to see her dreadnought prey taking cannon fire from a Free London destroyer. The impact shattered hitches and tore up planks. The dreadnought received a second volley from another London destroyer and more lines snapped. The enemy deck was a massive blaze with flames licking up the ropes. The Darkhouse & Sons state of the art warship snapped free from her gas envelope and plummeted to the ground below. Sarah allowed herself a small smile as she wiped the sweat from her brow. She took a wide circle and then grimaced. There were still two dreadnoughts left and she was flying on three wings. But hobbled or not, she was determined to mount two more charges and return to assist Captain Samuel Tyler in ridding the skies of this new menace. He would likely be in position now, desperately trying to bunch up the dreadnoughts to slow their arrival over the city center. The ornithopter flew erratically to reach the supply ship. She was distracted by an odd scene and she squinted her eyes. She put her head to the long-sight monocle. She shook her head and adjusted the sight distance. She let out a sharp gasp just as the Proud Gale collided full thrust with a dreadnought. END

Exile:
27 September 2025

Loneliness isn't as bleak as it seems, though ostracism is. Being set aside, seen but ignored, permeates the skin and finds its way into the bones. It’s like the cold and hollow wind of November when you are without your jacket. Once you are stamped as an exile, the hurt never leaves you. Whether at parties or packed in like sardines in a train, you are simply not part of the crowd. I heard my shop door open and I looked up. I wasn't sure if I could say I was surprised or bitter. My feelings seemed to whirl about chaotically like electrons in an atom. I should have guessed she would have come. I had heard that things were bad now. Still, I couldn't control the sinking feeling in my stomach as she smiled hesitantly. “Hi,” she said. I took a moment to breathe deeply before I answered. “Hi.” I know we would have spent an eternity staring at each other if she hadn't laid her eyes on the chair to my right. She cleared her throat. “Can I sit?” “Of course,” I said, even though I mentally willed her away. She swept back her long skirt and sat down. She adjusted the neckline of her sweater and then folded her hands in her lap. I could see the tension in her jaw, her tight lips. I continued to stare until she began to fidget with her fingers. I knew I was being cruel staring at her this way, but I found it difficult to be the first to speak. Perhaps I even enjoyed this bit of childish revenge. It was hard to tell with my emotions dulled by years of exile. “I need your help,” she said. “It's been, how long?” I asked. “Four or five years? You’ve never once come by to see me.” “I know, I know. I should have come sooner.” She gave me a pained smile. “How are you doing?” “You can’t be serious.” “I am. I do care. It was just so difficult.” “Why now?” I knew why she came now. Things had gotten bad, and not just for her. Suddenly she had an annoyed expression with her pinched brow. I knew I caught a flash of prideful anger in her eyes. “I'm not well. I need your help.” “Just you?” “It's not just me,” she said. “None of us are well, but I'm doing far worse.” I could have said I had tried to warn her, but it seemed too childish even for me. I could have buried her under a mountain of ‘I-told-you-sos’. But acting self-righteous wouldn’t make me feel any better. “I really can’t help you.” “But we’re sisters,” she exclaimed. “How can you turn you back on me?” I bit back a savage response. I breathed out. “You know it's too late for me to help you.” She shook her head vigorously. “You said as long as we lived it would never be too late. You said we could always find a way.” “That was years ago.” “And you know the right people,” she said, ignoring my response. “Please, help me reach out to the ones that can help us. Please.” The pleading note in her voice cut me deeply. I didn't expect it to sting, but it did. “You shut me out of your life. No, you did worse. You cut me out of everything.” I could see her tears forming. Watery blue moons stared at me as she whispered. “I was wrong but I was very afraid. We were all afraid of you.” It was the same, old refrain. I had heard it a million times before, said in different ways, but it was always the same cold, watery broth. I had been a raging lunatic. I had been the woman who had lost her marbles when she refused to acquiesce. And now it was my fault for having failed to stop them from making their foolish choices. As I looked down at my hands and back up to my sister’s trembling lips my thoughts dissolved into my years of unconfined exile.

Steampunk Stories – Airships Six: Dreadnoughts:
20 September 2025

*** Series begins with "Airships One: Dragonfly" *** The sparks from the Gatling guns struggled to replace the night stars. But the grey dawn was thrust to full daylight by the exploding mouths of cannons. Heaving and snarling, the two air-navies faced off in the air. The airships blotted the sky over London like a tattered patchwork quilt. The destroyers of our great city formed a multilevel blockade, but struggled to hold position against the Darkhouse & Sons armada. They had three state-of-the-art dreadnoughts in their fleet. They were faster than our destroyers and had three rapid fire Gatling guns to our two. The scene from rearguard was enough to make me choke. Our enemy was slowly breaching our defenses. “Captain Tyler, we’ve been flagged!” First Mate Edward Keenean pointed to our second mate who had raised his banner. Keenan began turning the helm. “We can be in position in minutes.” The young man had no fear. He did not comment on the fact that we would likely be facing off against two of the dreadnoughts in order to slow the attack on our London. But this was the plan. The outcome of the meeting in the war room had been clear. We expected to be overwhelmed by Darkhouse & Sons and we were to slow their assault to allow the Darner to make her attack. I looked at my dear Proud Gale. She had been haphazardly repaired and cleared for flight. She still needed at least two more weeks of reconstruction on the drydocks, yet we had taken to the skies. “Keenan, full throttle, lad.” Keenan hammered on the bell and the engineer signaled in return. Seconds later I heard the gulping groan of steam being forced to our propellers and we lurched forward. The wind was like an icy blade at this height, even though it was July. I felt a shiver run down my spine, though I could not say if it were the cold, or the two dreadnoughts that faced us. “Sir, the second mate has signaled,” Keenan shouted. “In ten seconds we will be in position to fire.” “No lad,” I said as I limped to the helm. “We wait for the first volley.” I pulled on the wheel and turned our trajectory. “But sir, we’ll be off course to shoot our own first volley!” “Keenan, get down on deck and wait for my signal.” The young man swallowed and saluted. He scampered away like a jackrabbit and sprinted across the planks to the second mate. I watched them gesture towards me and then they turned towards the dreadnoughts. If they had known my plan they would have committed me to Bedlam. We took Gatling fire seconds later. I signaled to the second mate and we returned fire. Shouts of fear and pain filled the air. We were hit by a cannon volley that sent shards of wood skittering across the deck. Still, I did not order our cannons to fire. I stared at the two dreadnoughts. These were two out of three that Darkhouse & Sons had unleashed upon us. I flew the Proud Gale obliquely cutting across their path. Only one could now engage in combat. The second dreadnought was trapped behind the first. I pulled hard on the helm. “Keenan! Keenan!” I shouted with all of my breath. “Alert the Ambulance Ship!” Out of the corner of my eye I saw the hospital airship at not less than half a nautical mile from us. A confused Keenan raised the white flag with a red cross. Just as the airship responded we were hit by a second cannon volley. “Keenan! Return fire!” Our cannons exploded in a nearly useless trajectory. I could imagine what the First and Second Mates thought; the old sailor had lost his mind. He can’t hit a dreadnought at an arm’s length. I imagined the captain of the enemy ship laughing and my ineptitude. I could see him turning to his own first mate to say how London’s fleet was outdated and captained by half-wits. I looked across the deck to see Keenan racing towards me. “Sir! We’re off course!” Keenan gasped. “We can’t hit them with cannon fire if we’re flying straight on!” “Keenan, get all the men to the far side of the ship,” I said and straightened the Proud Gale. “Throw the mooring ropes and get the gangplanks across to the ambulance ship.” “But I don’t understand,” Keenan said. “We’ve hardly suffered any casualties.” “Now, First Mate!” I roared. My hand grabbed the hammer and I vented my rage on the engineering bell. I received confirmation and felt the propellers push us forward. I hammered on the bell again and from a distance I could see the engineer balk. Yet he gave another order below deck. The pipes began to rattle and steam billowed as we picked up speed. “My God Sir,” Keenan whispered. He looked at the dreadnoughts and then back to me. “This is suicide.” “Get everyone off this ship!” I shouted. “You’ll have precious seconds to send the injured across. The rest are to parachute below.” “But sir! I have to protest—” “I will not give this order again!” Keenan and the Second Mate scrambled and shouted orders. I watched the injured being carted towards the gangplanks for a mad flight-transfer. I could only pray no one would fall below. Air-sailors from below deck began pouring out in panic. Parachutes were passed around as the injured were dragged hastily across the gangplanks. Lines ripped as the Proud Gale tore away from the floating ambulance. My heart nearly stopped as I saw the scene on my deck. The air-sailors had paused and removed their caps. They stared at me silently. If not for the howling wind I would have heard a pin drop. Keenan looked me in the eyes and tears dropped on his youthful cheeks. He gave me a trembling salute, then he turned and shouted orders. The men raced to the gangplanks and leapt into the air. Godspeed to them. I faced the two dreadnoughts. I was at an angle where their cannons would be virtually useless. The closest one opened fire with her Gatlings but quickly ceased. Their air-sailors realized my intentions and panic ensued. I could see them racing to reach the lower decks to get their own parachutes. I wouldn’t give them the time. I slammed down the helm lock to keep the suicidal trajectory. I lumbered down the steps to the deck below. With a hurried limp I crossed to the foredeck and put my hands on the grappling gun cranks. I rotated them to shoot up over the first airship in the hopes it would reach the second. I stared into the fuming eyes of the dreadnought’s captain. Seconds before impact I pulled on the grappling gun levers. Final log entry from Captain Samuel Tyler. END

Steampunk Stories – Airships Five: Lord Darkhouse:
14 September 2025

*** Series begins with "Airships One: Dragonfly" *** “The knife, Clyde,” Lord Edmund Darkhouse said. The antique edge traced delicate lines in the hands of its master. Even strokes moved back and forth to liberate his prize. Lord Darkhouse set the knife down on a wooden holder and steadied his aged shoulders. He reached inside and extracted the organ which he then delicately placed inside a sacred vessel on a bed of exotic wood and incense. “The basin,” he said. His hands broke the surface of the lukewarm water. With slow and methodical movements Lord Darkhouse splashed his left hand six times, then his right hand six times. He proceeded to rub his hands together a further six times. He raised his arms and allowed the drops to fall into the crimson water. He took the towel from Clyde and wiped his hands. His servant whisked away the basin and stained towel. “Very good, Clyde,” he said. “Prepare my pipe and snifter. I shall rest for a moment and then we will continue.” Lord Darkhouse turned away from the stone altar and walked to a large armchair in the corner of the room near the hearth. He stopped to admire the portrait of the great Nathan Darkham. The noble family of Darkhouse descended from Nathan, a rare coin dealer who established Darkham House Trading in 1747. His grandson, Walter Darkham, combined the trading house name and his surname to create the Darkhouse family. Walter then founded Darkhouse Trading and opened the first family bank in 1789, a most peculiar year on the European continent. It was that same year that they were awarded the Barony of Darkhouse by the British royal family. Through cunning and skill, the late Walter Darkhouse expanded business from England into France and Germany. The business name was changed to Darkhouse & Sons to include the vast family network that governed a financial empire with branches in most of Europe. But it was in London where Walter Darkhouse took up permanent residence in 1801. The Darkhouse family had lived in London until 1887 when unfortunate events precipitated and forced their temporary displacement one hundred fifty miles North. The estate home in Derbyshire was a safe haven for Lord Edmund Darkhouse’s illustrious family. Rebels had attempted to plant bombs and parachute in balloonist assassins, but each attempt had been cleverly thwarted. The skies and streets were patrolled with the latest technologies and any vile rebel that set foot on his estate had been caught and killed. Derbyshire gave Lord Edmund Darkhouse the tranquility to improve the empire’s finances. As he said to his grandchildren, war was the ideal time to conduct business. With the help of the royal family, Lord Edmund Darkhouse had financed a fleet of airships and took back Scotland, Ireland and most of England in a matter of weeks. Darkhouse & Sons had liberated the country from democrats as far South as Oxford. The peasants, workers and lawyers could not be trusted with day to day running of the country, let alone planning for the future. The United States of America was a growing economic threat, and forced Darkhouse & Sons to act. In order to sustain England’s great empire a great family was needed to govern it. But stubborn London expelled the royals, blockaded the Thames and set up a long perimeter of war machines North of the city. And to think the democrats dared call him a war mongering despot. Lord Edmund Darkhouse was profoundly offended by the appellative ‘despot’. His only wish was to ensure that the British Empire stood above all others. His strong finances would create favourable trade agreements which would improve the life of even the lowliest peasant. This was something the unschooled couldn’t understand and he didn’t blame them. Though he did blame the lawyers and politicians who dared call him a despot. They had the culture to understand the necessity of Lord Darkhouse’s plans. Some days he wondered if the problem of his persona was that he was too enigmatic. He was rich beyond what a common man could understand, but he was neither lavish nor decadent. He had funded countless country schools and had even had a hand in writing curriculum guidelines for the children. He had made many donations to the common kitchens for the poor. He had constructed orphanages, completed roads and had even donated common living quarters in Whitechapel. Perhaps it was his physical appearance that put people off. His large frame was wide and heavy. His face broad, his nose unusually small and narrow, his beard neatly trimmed. Though he was not auburn, he took pride when he was compared to King Henry VIII. But the population too often saw the long dead king as a philanderer. He was anything of the sort. He was married and was very discreet in his use of mistresses. Lord Edmund Darkhouse was truly puzzled by his unfair depiction. “Your cognac, my Lord,” Clyde delicately placed the snifter next to the pipe on the table. “You’re a common man, Clyde,” Lord Darkhouse said. “What is it that your folk cannot understand about the liberation of the English Empire from those damned democrats?” “I believe they don’t understand the confusion that voting causes,” Clyde responded. “First they vote right, then they vote left, then they vote down the middle and nothing gets done.” “Well noted, Clyde,” he nodded and lit his pipe. If his servant weren’t so punctual and perfect in his daily tasks, Lord Darkhouse would have promoted him. “But how to make them understand?” “My Lord, perhaps when the conquest is completed and peace is established there will be the right conditions for a discourse,” Clyde said. “Yes, after the war has been won I can write a speech or two and circulate flyers,” Lord Darkhouse puffed and blew out smoke. “Then I will sign a proper trade agreement with those ghastly Yankees so I can rebuild London and spread riches to the poor workers.” He drained his snifter and sighed. “Though I will have to make an example of those damned lawyers, politicians and rebellious admirals.” “I’m sure my Lord will do what is necessary,” Clyde said. “The incense burner is ready, my Lord.” “Very good, Clyde,” Lord Darkhouse said as he rose from the armchair. “Let us complete the auspicious ritual for an everlasting peace under the umbrella of Darkhouse & Sons.” END

Banano Three – Jimmy’s Dream:
09 September 2025

*** Series begins with “Banano and The Magical Market” *** A soft dusting of light tickled Jimmy’s nose. He scratched it once, then twice, then opened his eyes. He sat up in his bed and blinked at the strange, colourful dust. Jimmy watched it waft in from under the door. He slid out of the covers and put his feet on the tiles. He took soft, tentative steps forward until he was inches from the door. He rested his fingers on the knob and then quickly drew his hand back. It tingled. Jimmy screwed up his courage, put his hand on the knob and twisted. Clowns and unicorns and rainbows and gnomes and gummy creatures and a brilliant green field met his eyes. The sky was a light violet and the sun was an orange so intense it smudged. A silvery-blue river flowed uphill and disappeared into the horizon. Jimmy left his room and cautiously crept into the meadow. He gasped as a small rainbow with balloon-hands beckoned to him from across the river. Jimmy walked across a small, pink marble bridge and the rainbow shot up into the sky. He stepped onto the other side and barely managed to dodge a group of cartwheeling clowns that whisked by him. The rainbow whistled at him from above and pointed to a silvery-white tree with black diagonal smudges on its trunk and blood red leaves. Sitting below the tree was a boy whose colours mimicked the tree. The boy waved a hand. “Well, hello,” said the boy. “Welcome to your dream.” “I’m dreaming,” Jimmy whispered. “That’s why there was no hallway when I opened my door!” “You’re as sharp as a tack, Jimmy,” the boy said. “And you’re only eleven years old.” Jimmy stared at the boy with the glittering blue eyes, red flecks on his cheeks and black smudge across his face. “How do you know my name?” “It’s easy for me to figure things out in Dream Land,” the boy said. “I can’t do very much in the waking world but I can do a lot in the sleeping one.” Jimmy considered the boy for a moment. “What’s your name?” “My name is Banano,” he replied. “Banano,” Jimmy rolled the boy’s name on his tongue and was surprised to find it tasted of chocolate covered bananas. He scratched his head. “Why are you in my dream?” “I thought you would like some company,” Banano said. “I know you have been very sad lately.” Jimmy hung his head. “I haven’t said anything to anyone.” “I know,” said Banano. “And even now you don’t have to say a thing. Why don’t we watch the gnomes shoot fireworks for a while?” Jimmy sat next to Banano under the black and white tree with the blood red leaves. He watched gnomes not more than two feet high scurry back and forth. One gnome began frantically shouting and pointing and tugged at his oversized cap. A small group of gnomes burbled out a response and set down a series of colourful wooden boxes. The gnomes jumped back as one of the boxes hissed and whined as a rocket shot up into the air and exploded in a shower of rainbow light-dust. The other boxes shook as rockets fired and the purple sky was lit with yellows and greens and blues. “Wow,” Jimmy said with his mouth hanging open. “I guess I know where the colourful light-dust came from.” “Like I said, you’re as sharp as a tack,” Banano replied. “You made this dream, didn’t you Banano?” Banano offered up a sly smile. “How do you know?” “Because I love fireworks, but I never ask for them anymore, because…” Jimmy looked down at his hand with two missing fingers and sighed. “It doesn’t matter.” “Let me tell you something about being different, because I am very different myself,” Banano said. “Do you know I live with a clown family?” Jimmy sat up straight. “Really?” “Yes indeed,” Banano said. “There is Pepita and Babba and Davy and Alice the NOT clown.” Jimmy arched an eyebrow. “How come a NOT clown in a clown family?” “It’s a long story,” Banano said. “But the point is that everyone in the family is accepted and everyone is very different.” Jimmy sighed. “But I was normal before the accident. Now the kids at school make fun of me.” “All of them?” asked Banano with a raised eyebrow. Jimmy shrugged. “Not all. Not Francesca. She doesn’t care that I’m not normal.” “You were normal, were you?” Banano pursed his lips. “Hm. Because you had all your fingers and toes?” “Well, yeah,” Jimmy replied. “Do your parents love you for your fingers and toes?” Banano gave Jimmy a sidelong glance. A polka dot batch of fireworks lit the sky as Jimmy thought. “Well, no. I mean, I think they love me because of who I am.” “And Francesca is your friend because of your fingers and toes?” “Well, no, she’s my friend because we like to talk to each other,” Jimmy said. Banano gave a satisfied nod. “It doesn’t really matter what kind of different you are, or what kind of normal you are, or if you are somewhere in-between. What matters is who you are, Jimmy. And I know you are a good boy who loves his dog and listens to his parents,” Banano gave Jimmy another sidelong glance. “Most of the time.” “Sometimes I guess I talk back,” Jimmy sighed. “After a hard day at school when I get teased.” “Why do you think the children tease you, Jimmy?” Banano looked him in the eyes. “Do you really think it’s only because of your missing fingers?” Jimmy scrunched up his face. “I’m not sure.” “Are happy children cruel to other children?” “No,” Jimmy said. “Happy children would be nice to me.” Jimmy looked at Banano. “You think the children who tease me are unhappy?” “What do you think?” Jimmy was silent for a moment. “Maybe. But what can I do about it?” Banano sighed. “It’s not easy and I can’t give you a solution for the Waking World. But now that you have a different perspective, maybe you can think of something.” Jimmy shrugged. “I could try to be nice when they are being mean.” “Sounds like a good idea!” Banano smiled. “Thanks, Banano!” Banano leaned against the tree trunk. “This is your dream, so it’s time to have some fun.” He pointed to the field. “Uh-oh, the gnomes are wheeling out the whale-sized box of fireworks. We should probably use the parasols before we are showered in dust.” Jimmy took an iridescent parasol from Banano “Can’t you stop them?” Banano gave Jimmy a curious look. “If there is one thing you should learn about Dream Land, it’s that nobody controls the gnomes.” The two boys leaned against the tree with their luminescent parasols over their heads. Gnomes hooted and hollered as they ran around in circles. A deafening growl erupted from the box and an ark of light-dust shot up and painted the sky in so many different colours that Jimmy couldn’t keep count. As the dust fell on the parasol, Jimmy had the biggest smile on his face. END

Sacrifice in a Flash:
30 August 2025

The jump had been more painful than expected and I couldn’t open my eyes. Spots danced behind my lids as I shook my head. I drew in a ragged breath and tried to force my eyes open but a sudden jolt at the base of my brain stopped me. I pried my eyelids open with my fingertips. They watered at my effort but slowly the stinging subsided. The pounding in my ears faded. My hands reached out into the gloom and I was hit by a boundless sense of vertigo. I instinctively crouched and nearly fell over. I took another three breaths and my body steadied. The blindness had passed but the room was dark and indistinct. I heard her moan and cough before she grabbed my arm. “Where are we?” she whispered. The fear in her voice lacerated my gut. “I don't know,” I answered. “I wasn't able to see the settings before he threw the switch.” “Oh god, oh god!” she rasped. I could barely make out her hand as she raised it to her forehead. “Are we even in the same decade?” I nodded before I realized she probably couldn’t see my movements. “Yeah, we’re still here,” I said. “There wouldn't have been time for him to have made a complex calculation.” Despite the low light I caught sight of the markings. The alien alphabet that had begun to appear since our first interdimensional travel had formed on the wall. “There's a door over here!” she shouted. I could feel the desperate tone of hope in her voice. “It looks armoured and the knob won't twist.” Her silhouette trembled as I heard her rattle the handle. “We're trapped! We're never going to get out!” She slammed her fist against the door and the room was filled with a hollow ring. “We were so close and now we’re trapped!” “We've been in worse spots than this,” I said. “He might have relocated us but there's no way he can know exactly where we are in the building. We can still get the job done.” I ran my hand back over the alphabet, trying to decipher the strange letters in the dark. If I could, interdimensional travel was possible even without the machine. “Just give me a minute to read the markings.” “How? It’s too complicated to recalculate even if it wasn’t too dark to see them clearly.” I heard another resounding echo as she kicked the door. “We can’t travel if we can’t read them.” “I can read them,” I said. “You can’t use the same logic sequence as before,” she said. “We need to first understand the new order.” I felt her pull on my arm. “They’ve been changing, don’t you remember?” I thought back. My mind was fuzzy from the jump and I struggled to focus. I felt a hollowness in my stomach and realization sunk in. She was right, the alphabet had been changing. We would need to decipher the entire sequence before a jump was possible. I tried to sound confident. “I’ll get started and we’ll get out of here.” “It will take too long!” she shouted as she kicked the door. “I don’t have my kit. We have no Cutters to slice through this slab of steel!” She leaned over and put her hands on her knees. I heard her trying to stop the panicked hyperventilation. “We have no weapons and he will have his men turning the building inside out like a sock. For all we know they could find us in minutes!” There was a muffled sound from behind the door. I saw her jump back and crouch in an attack position. Her dim form began rocking back and forth as she prepared to pounce. But her martial skills would be no use against Stunners and Clappers. There was a flare as a laser began cutting through the steel plate. If ever there was a time to tell her, it would be now. If I had to consider morals, I would have to tell her about the backup plan. But if I did that she might interfere. It was only natural. When confronted with the ultimate sacrifice no one really wanted to go through with it. It didn't feel heavy in my pocket but it felt heavy in my hand. The screen flashed as I tapped in the code. My bitter reward was a single blip of acknowledgment. In the dark I could feel her curious glance. Her breath quickened, driven by fear. I don't know if she saw me push the cylinder against the support column before the thunderous roar and searing flash of light.

Perfidious Memorial:
23 August 2025

The smell of fresh humus and wet, powdery stone wafted up from the path. It was cold and damp, not enough for a heavy coat but she wished she had brought one anyway. Her appearance at the memorial was necessary, but it gave her chills. Barrows and barrows of soft earth lined the walkway to mark the fallen. Her role in all of it was hardly more than a distant shadow dissolving at the break of dawn. She curled her shoulders and shivered. “I really wish we didn't have to be here,” she said. “We have to walk it to the end,” he replied. He cast her a sidelong glance. “It's only right, you know?” “Yes, I know. It's just that—I don't know.” She felt a stare and turned. A woman quickly lowered her eyes. The queue of couples behind her seemed endless. She turned back to her companion and whispered in his ear. “It feels creepy.” He stopped and his eyes widened. “Creepy?” She flushed at her choice of words. Luckily, they were both too far from the next couple to have been heard. Would he have understood that she had been involved with the Creepers? Could he have understood her slip? “I'm sorry, that was inconsiderate,” she said. She looked up at him with a wan smile. He waved a hand. “Don’t worry about it.” She felt the tension release. She glanced at the curving path and sighed. “Well, this is important.” He glanced at her. “I’m glad you’re here.” She felt a genuine smile touch her lips. “Thanks, but I really don't feel like I should be leading the memorial.” “Well, I think it's fitting,” he said as he steered her around a puddle. “You were part of it just as much as everyone else.” She felt a cold prickle on the back of her neck. She cleared her throat. “Of course, but not in the same way. Not like you.” “No, not like me, but you were definitely part of it.” They continued with soft, crunching steps. Grave after grave had been formed in a spiral. Their circular meandering had become tighter as they neared the last of the graves. She shivered as she crossed glances with the people on the outer rings. When they reached the end, would they have to walk back through the crowd? She felt the press of people as they closed in behind her. “It’s a strange layout, don’t you think?” “Strange?” he said and raised an eyebrow. “You’re full of insensitive comments today.” “I’m sorry,” she said as she squeezed his hand. “It’s just that organized this way it feels like a trap.” He slowed and looked at her. “Hm. Interesting choice of words.” She started. “What do you mean by that?” He shrugged. “Oh, nothing.” “No, what do you mean?” she felt her breathing quicken. He blew out a sharp breath. “Isn’t that how all of these people ended up here? Hadn’t they all been trapped before it happened?” He pointed to the centre of the spiral. “There’s only one spot left to fill.” She looked at the last, empty plot. “Whose grave is that?” His eyes were flat black. “It’s yours, traitorous girl.”

Banano Two: Maison Sweet Maison:
16 August 2025

*** Series begins with “Banano and The Magical Market” *** One fine morning, Babba the Clown was busy sculpting the side of the Clown Maison with his chainsaw. It was an unusual sort of tool for remodelling, but not for Babba. He knew how to finesse a chainsaw like a snake charmer could tango with a king cobra. But Babba was distracted. This was not good when holding a chainsaw. The last time he had daydreamed while cutting carrots for dinner his decapitated head had flown across the kitchen and into the hearth. It had taken Pepita the Clown several frantic minutes to put the flames out of his hair. Then she had reminded him that without her help his burnt head would be looking perpetually backwards. Babba could do without the nagging. Babba put down the chainsaw. He admired his work. The newest clown face carved into Clown Maison was a nice touch. It fit right in with the other forty-seven clown faces he had carved. Yes, the Clown Maison was coming along nicely. Sculpted clowns and demons and gnomes and unicorns. It truly was a castle fit for a king. Even though it was a Maison for the Clown Family. But Babba couldn’t spend all day admiring his handywork, he had other things on his mind. Babba stepped inside the Clown Maison and his yellow eyes fell on Davy the Clown. “Why has my son been dusted with flour? Are we baking him for dessert?” Alice the NOT Clown grunted and groaned as she pushed the rain barrel to the centre of the room. Luckily, it had been fitted with wheels for just such an occurrence. She blew a sigh into her bangs. They billowed about and fell back into her eyes. “Dad, you did it again,” Alice said. She scowled at her father. “You forgot to close the window before sculpting and Davy was watching you.” Babba searched his dimensionally challenged mind for a philosophical escape “And you didn’t close the window?” asked Babba with his hands on his hips. Perhaps he could shift the blame of who really was responsible for having showered his cherished angel with dust. Alice pointed to the closed window. “I did, but not in time.” She picked Davy up by the ankle and dunked him into the rain barrel. She pulled him up and he giggled. She dunked him another two times and Davy and Alice laughed like only brother Clown and sister NOT Clown could. Alice narrowed her eyes at her father. “Next time remember to close the window before sculpting the Clown Maison.” Babba nodded. Maybe he should have closed the window, but he had been throttled by his muse. It really wasn’t his fault. His muse jumped on him from behind and practically started up the chainsaw for him. Yes, that was it. He wasn’t to blame. He didn’t have time to think about open windows and small children being coated in dust. His muse had shouted out for a clown face and he had answered. He was, after all, an artist at heart. “Wife Pepita,” Babba called into the kitchen. “Where’s Banano?” “Right where you left him,” Pepita Clown replied. “And where would that be?” “In the Room of Dolls, of course,” Pepita said. She frowned. “Husband Babba, you’re such a scatterbrain. If I didn’t remind you where you left your head every time you cut it off, you’d lie perpetually on the floor without it.” Babba sighed. It would seem that he wasn’t immune to nagging even when he had kept his head. “But this time I didn’t cut it off,” Babba protested. He neglected to tell her there had been a close call when he was carving clown number forty-eight. Pepita raised an eyebrow. “I’m sure,” Pepita said with a peculiar note in her voice. “Well, go on up and see what Banano is up to.” Babba ignored her sarcasm and walked up the flight of stairs with his chainsaw. Then up another two flights. Then he opened a small window and crawled out onto the ledge. Then he slithered along it until he reached an outer door which had once been an inner door. Babba slipped through the inner-outer door and climbed up the spiral staircase until he was dizzy. Finally, he reached the Room of Dolls. It was incredibly inconvenient. If only he hadn’t carved all of those clown faces into the East Wing. Then he would still have a fully functioning East Wing, not to mention an inner staircase and door to reach the Room of Dolls. But there was no sense in crying over chipped stones. He did have his clown faces, after all. “Banano, my young friend,” declared Babba. “It’s time for a makeover!” Banano stared at him with glittering blue eyes. Babba was certain that he had seen a glint of approval. Banano was in his new home, and what better time than now to get a make-over? “Just hold still, Banano,” Babba said. He started up the chainsaw and with a bold stroke sheared off his own head. Blood spurted all over Banano, or so Babba hoped. He couldn’t really see what was happening because his head had fallen face down. His hands fumbled around blindly searching for his severed head. “Hands,” mumbled Babba’s severed head. “I felt you touch my hair. A little more to the left.” Babba’s fingers just barely managed to pinch a strand of hair. Luckily, Babba’s severed head was unusually light and the strand of hair didn’t snap. Two gloved hands hoisted his head upwards and set it on his shoulders. With a flick of his wrists, Babba screwed his head on in the right direction. Or so he hoped. Babba looked at Banano smeared in blood. The boy was a masterpiece that not even Hieronymus Bosch could surpass. “Banano, my boy, so far so good,” he said. Babba reached for his richest blackest pigments and smudged a perfectly straight smear across Banano’s face. “Ah!” exclaimed Babba with his bloody and sooty hands held high. “You’re perfect! Come on Banano, time to show you off to the Clown family.” Babba retraced his steps with Banano in his arms. Going down the spiral staircase wasn’t as dizzying as going up. Things were a bit complicated on the ledge outside of the remnants of the East Wing, but surefooted as a mountain goat in his gigantic clown shoes Babba flopped to safety. He slipped inside the small window and slid down the three flights of stairs to a thump. “Ta-da!” proclaimed Babba. “May I present to you Banano clown-style!” The Clown Family oohed and aahed. Banano was a masterpiece. Scarlet and white and black. Babba was certain that he even surpassed his own handsomeness, which was rather challenging considering Babba was a monster like no other. “I love his new look,” said Pepita. She looked at her husband with blood-love. They held hands via the chainsaw. Pepita ran a finger over the swirl on her nose and then touched Banano. “I especially love the diagonal smudge across his face.” Babba frowned. “What do you mean by ‘diagonal’?” he asked. “I smudged a straight, black line across his face.” “No dad, you didn’t,” said Alice. She sighed. “It looks straight to you because you screwed your head on at a forty-five-degree angle.” “So that’s why I’m staring at the corner of the room instead of at Banano!” Babba gave his head a quick twist. “Ah! Much better!” Babba gazed at Banano with blood-love. Yes, the smear wasn’t a straight line as he had planned, but it was perfect on him just the same. He could feel a twinkling sensation from Banano and he knew the doll was happy. Now it was Banano’s turn to work his own special dream magic. END.

Steampunk Stories – Airships Four: Take to the Skies:
09 August 2025

*** Series begins with "Airships One: Dragonfly" *** I jolted awake to the sound of a hand-crank siren. My hand fumbled around the night table for the gaslight before my mind was conscious of my actions. In my drowsy stupor I overturned the pack of matches and they whispered to the floor. My bad leg sent a wave of pain to my teeth as it touched the wooden planks. I whisked my hands about until I found my matches. Moments later the gaslight lit the gloom. My leg throbbed and I was thankful I could not see it under the bandages. The smell of puss made me nauseous. I had been neglecting the herbs and compresses that Virginia had prepared for me. When she returned, I would be treated to her scolding. But my daughter was right. I had to strengthen my body for the long war ahead of us. There was a thunderous knock. “Captain Tyler!” First Mate Edward Keenan’s muffled voice filtered through the door. “Sir! Scout balloons have sighted Darkhouse & Sons’ Dreadnoughts over the Thames!” Damn our enemy! The Dreadnoughts were enroute a day before our spies had told us to expect them. These were state of the art airships that we could not match. The Dreadnoughts had steam turbines and heavy guns that were years ahead of our own dirigible. Our only defence was the risky act of blocking their entrance over London and praying that Sarah Hunter’s incendiary bombs hit their marks. I shouted at the door. “Keenan, the ground crew preparations?” The oak staves swaddled Keenan’s voice. “They completed them in the evening. The Proud Gale is ready for her gas envelope pre-flight inspection.” “Keenan, lad,” I winced as I pulled on my boots. “Take her up to the launch dais. I’ll meet you there.” There was a moment of hesitation before he spoke. “But your leg, sir.” “Now, First Mate!” “Aye sir!” His padded gallop faded quickly. I sighed and put a hand to my head. Keenan was a fine lad and should have been home with his pregnant wife and his young child. Instead, he would be facing advanced airships on the relic I commanded. He deserved better. All of London deserved better. I would likely be the death of Edward Keenan before this was over. And the death of many others. I was an old man with a bad leg. I wasn’t fit to lead our defence but our fleet was sorely lacking experienced men. I had never been amongst the best of captains. My tactical abilities had always been pedestrian. Only my great experience and nerves of steel had won me battles. I had retired long before Darkhouse & Sons had begun their murderous conquest of England. I had returned to serve my great city. I cared little for honour and titles and took up a role as captain and not admiral. In the third air battle I had suffered cannon shrapnel in my leg. Even Virginia couldn’t heal it for me. She said I needed herbs and rest. I barely had time for herbs and no time for rest. I thudded down the stone corridor without my cane. A cane was of no use up in the air. On the deck of the Proud Gale my only hope of keeping upright was to cling to a rail or to the helm. I would keep Keenan on the helm for as long as I could. I needed the lad to learn quickly and I needed to pace myself during the battle. I was ashamed to think I would need to rest until we were in the thick of it, but my leg would not allow for anything more. Dawn’s light crept around my feet. I looked up and a gust of wind nearly blew off my captain’s hat. Each time I looked at the spectacle I was humbled. Dozens of airships moored to floating docks above the Thames. They took their turns to hover up to the dais for a final helium envelope inspection before they would billow out to battle. Normally a captain boarded his ship on the ground, but I was too slow to get moving. I would board the Proud Gale from the inspection deck. “Good morning, Captain Tyler,” a silhouette detached itself from a mooring line that rose fifty feet in the air. Even with narrowed eyes it took me a moment before I recognized the lithe figure. “Captain Hunter. A good day to you, madam.” Sarah’s lip curled upwards as she brought a cigarillo to her lips. She drew in deeply and released a rippling cloud of smoke. She was in her flight canvas and leathers, her goggles on her head and her red flight cap hanging from her neck. She strode towards me. “It seems like Darkhouse & Sons wants to end this war quickly.” I thought it was the most curious thing to say. “You expected differently, Captain Hunter?” “Yes sir,” Sarah flanked me as we walked towards the scaffolding. “I expected Lord Darkhouse to toy with us like a cat with a mouse.” She gave me a wicked grin. “Then when the time was right, Lord Darkhouse would tear us apart and bring home his trophies.” Such a curious thing to say. “Why would he do something so foolish? A war is won when its battles are quick and decisive.” “With respect, Captain Tyler, you don’t know Lord Darkhouse,” she said as she put her hand on the banister. She slowed her pace to match my ascent. “He doesn’t want a quick victory,” She stopped and gazed into my eyes. “He wants to feed on our souls.” I felt the icy shock of her words. Was she suggesting that Lord Darkhouse was some sort of devil worshipper? What did she know about his true aims? I had just opened my mouth when she spoke again. “It looks like the Proud Gale has been cleared for flight,” Sarah said and saluted the inspector. “I’ll leave you to your crew.” I ran my hand over my auburn mustache. “Madam, when are you scheduled for flight?” “Right after all destroyers and frigates have taken to the skies.” Her braid whipped in the wind. “The Darner doesn’t have enough steam capacity to manage a sustained flight.” I nodded. “The second incendiary charge is in the grappling legs?” “Yes sir, and I’ve conducted a second test flight,” Sarah shook her head. “It slows the Darner greatly so I’ll need to use the Proud Gale for cover until I’ve released the first charge.” Sarah spoke the words to me with regret, almost with shame for having to hide behind us. But it was she who took the greatest risks of all. The Darner had no armour to defend against Gatling fire. One cannon shot would blow her from the sky. I bowed my head. “The Proud Gale is at your service, madam.” Sarah saluted. “For a free London.” I returned the salute. “For a free London.” I watched her descend the wooden steps. Though she was a grown woman she kept the youthful, bouncing gait that I remembered. I shook my head and limped up to the extended inspection deck to board the Proud Gale. As I returned Keenan’s salute, I pondered her words about Lord Darkhouse. What kind of enemy were we facing? And what else did Sarah Hunter know? END.

Steampunk Stories – Allister Davies Four: Pleiadium:
02 August 2025

*** Series begins with "Allister Davies One: London Burning" *** The steam hissed through a chattering pipe like a king cobra. Professor Allister Davies slammed the lever down and stumbled out of the Faraday Cage. Blue lightning flashed around him like sniggering banshees. He lumbered as quickly as his decrepit legs could carry him. He rounded the Time Pilgrim and reached to the top of the steam boiler. With a rag in his hand, he pulled the release valve. A white cloud ballooned out of the top steam stack and slowly dissipated. The blue lighting suddenly ceased, leaving only the smell of ozone. Davies knelt in front of the tube and frowned. A pipe thread lock had come loose. It was time for a complete maintenance of the Time Pilgrim. Scheduled controls and repairs were fundamental for the Time Pilgrim, more so than any other of his inventions. Davies cursed himself for his neglect. He had spent too many frivolous days meandering about London and drinking in cafes. Worse still, he had begun drinking cognac while reworking the Ripple Theorem. He had turned it on its head. His obsession to solve the plight of London in 2050 would not abate. It was a constant torment. Davies had been unable to understand how nine trips to the future had always shown him the same catastrophe. Not a single change. It was like the disaster had been prophesied and then sculpted into eternal stone. But another idea had come to Davies. He could ask for help. Not from Edgar Payne, but from the theoretical physicist he had met in 2040. He had made the trip only once, and that had been before his first trip to 2050. In that London there was strife, but no war. The city was intact though the physicist had spoken to him about a great sadness. It had been all so curious to Davies. The chance encounter with the young, blond and extraordinarily tall scientist. His strange cadence and piercing blue eyes seemed otherworldly. And his mastery of mathematics was far beyond Davies’ abilities to comprehend. The most peculiar fact was that this physicist did not seem shocked by Davies’ arrival. It was as though he had been expecting him. The physicist from the future did not use any title. He offered only one name; Pleiadium. Though it seemed Latin, it was a name completely unfamiliar to Davies. But the conversations with Pleiadium were so enamoring that Davies quickly forgot the strangeness of it all. When Davies told the physicist he struggled with the concept of time, Pleiadium told him to imagine the entire universe as a giant bubble. In the centre of the bubble was Davies himself. Wherever he looked, Davies was to imagine the future and the past. Up, down, left and right. Behind him the past, in front of him the future. It had all happened, it was happening, and it would all happen. Davies felt as though he had inhaled mercury vapours. Davies had questioned Pleiadium about the paradoxes in time travel and wondered how he hadn’t stumbled into one. The tall, blonde man said perhaps Davies already had, but hadn’t realized it. When he pressed Pleiadium on the matter the physicist waved his hand in front of a piece of glass, which to Davies’ astonishment suddenly came alive. The glass showed a three-dimensional view of illustrations that walked and talked and seemed just as alive as him. Davies could only assume it was a sort of advanced Kineograph. Through an astounding explanation, Pleiadium demonstrated that other time travelers may have already changed the past, but it would be impossible for any human to know. The conversation with Pleiadium had been a jolt to his mind. Before Davies ignited the steam boilers to return to London, 1870, Pleiadium had given him a gift. An inscribed crystal that was like a synthetic brain. He had provided Davies with a simple schematic in order to install it inside the automaton. But he had warned Davies that it was not to be shown to anyone. It contained knowledge that was forbidden to humans. He said he was trusting Davies with its safekeeping and one day he would return to reclaim it. Yet another enigma. A tool clattered to the ground and Davies came out of his daydream. He swept up the key and tightened down the pipe thread lock. Davies grabbed an overhanging tube and with a groan he pulled himself up. He was too old for this manual labour. He would need to ask Payne to assist him with the repairs. The clock showed it was nearly ten. Soon Payne would in the workshop to see him. There would be no time to risk another trip to ask Pleiadium what could be done for London. He could theoretically return before Payne arrived, but the Time Pilgrim was very fickle with minutes. The tabby meowed with disapproval. Davies had forgotten to fill its bowl with fish. He lumbered to his ice box and removed a choice piece. The orange and white cat purred out its approval. Davies watched his furry friend chew contentedly. The cat’s coat had thickened and its body had filled out. The tabby was decidedly more in health. Its eyes were sharp. The cat’s desire to hunt was thankfully less vigorous now that it ate regularly. Davies had tired of finding decapitated rats at his door. The clock struck ten. But Davies did not think of Payne, he thought again of Pleiadium. The young man’s vast knowledge about time seemed impossible. He lived one hundred seventy years in the future; thus, it was reasonable to assume that mankind had made great strides in physics and mathematics. Yet there was something transcendental about his knowledge. Pleiadium had been perfectly calm when the Time Pilgrim had materialized in his laboratory. Somehow, he had been ready and able to answer every question. But the greatest mysteries of their dialogue revolved around a single word. The use of that word plagued Davies. What did the physicist mean when he said that the past may have already been changed but humans wouldn’t know? Why was knowledge in the inscribed crystal forbidden to humans? And most disturbingly, why did Pleiadium speak about humans in the third person, as though he were not part of mankind? END.

Banano and The Magical Market of Gently Used Things:
26 July 2025

Banano was a dream maker, even though some might be tempted to say he was nothing more than a doll. After all, he was made of cloth and stuffing and plastic. But Banano was much more than the sum of his stitching. He was very unique indeed. Though silent in company; he could communicate by dropping balls or tipping cups when no one was looking. And he could speak in dreams as only magical souls can do. Where did Banano come from? No one knows for certain, but we do know when Banano decided to become a dream maker. Certainly, Banano could have always entered the realm of dreams, but before meeting the Clown Family he had no reason to do so. Then one fine day, the Clowns and Banano met. So, let me say something about the Clown Family. There was Pepita the Clown with her red, devilish curls, her spacey eyes, and the ever-present swirl on her nose. Yes, the swirl was very important, but don’t ask me why. Not yet at least. Pepita fancied many different colours, but the day she met Banano she dressed in rich black and blood red. Babba the Clown, Pepita’s loving and chainsaw-wielding husband. His flaming, flat red hair, his yellow eyes and his black and white mottled face. No one remembers what he was wearing the day he met Banano because he had been splattered with blood. But we’ll get to that later. Their son Davy the Clown. With his blue eyes and golden-blond hair, he was the most beautiful boy. His infectious laugh would cheer anyone’s heart. He was the kind of boy that any parent would want. No one can remember if he was there the day when Pepita and Babba met Banano. But that hardly matters as Davy and Banano became fast friends some time later. And then there was their daughter, Alice the NOT Clown. Yes, a NOT Clown in a Clown Family. I know it sounds absurd but it’s true. She had a slim build, shy smile and perfectly cut bangs that hung over her eyes. She was very pretty. Not even Pepita and Babba could match her prettiness. And the Clowns were very beautiful, if you like monsters and ghouls. But I digress … One fine day, Wife Pepita and Husband Babba took a trip to the Magical Market of Gently Used Things. And maybe Davy went with them, but no one remembers. But not Alice the NOT Clown. She didn’t go. We’re sure about that. Anyway, the market may not sound spectacular, but it truly was. It was filled with crystals and baubles and magical things like pink unicorns and time-traveling goats and pigeons that could recite the Kama Sutra backwards. While winding their way through the thick of the people, Pepita and Babba (and maybe Davy, but not Alice) found themselves completely bottlenecked like a cork gone in the wrong way. Normally under such circumstances, Pepita would take the chainsaw from Babba and cut her way through. The splattering blood and flying limbs were rather messy, but the path through the forest of bodies was very advantageous. Just as Pepita was about to pull the starter cord, Babba (or perhaps Davy, but definitely not Alice) pointed to an unusual man. He was swarthy of complexion and handsome in a brooding kind of way. Pepita was nudged by Babba. “Wife Pepita,” Babba said. “Why do you make of him?” Pepita set down the limb-severing chainsaw. “Husband Babba, he looks like he might be a charmer. Or even a dazzler.” Babba nodded. Then he cocked an eyebrow. “Do you think he has something we need?” “You mean like a spare chain for the limb-severing chainsaw?” Pepita asked. “No,” said Babba. “I was thinking something more magical.” Pepita ran a finger over the swirl on her nose. “I guess there’s only one way to find out.” Babba and Pepita, and maybe Davy, but definitely not Alice, walked up to the mysterious man. “Ho there, seller of magical wares,” Pepita called. “What is your trade?” “Gypsy,” he replied. “Hm,” said Pepita. “Isn’t that an ethnic group?” “It’s that as well,” said the Gypsy. “We Gypsies like to wear many hats.” Pepita and Babba looked at each other and shrugged. The Gypsy’s answer was as good as any. Why couldn’t a Gypsy be both an ethnic group and a trade? But I digress … “What can you show us, fine Gypsy, sir,” asked Babba. “Perhaps I can interest you in a mechanical peacock that can rise from the ashes,” the Gypsy said. “Don’t you mean a phoenix?” Asked Pepita. “It’s that, too,” said the Gypsy. Pepita and Babba looked at each other and shrugged. The Gypsy’s answer was as good as any. Babba’s yellow eyes looked over the magical cart. “What else can you show us?” “How about a time-traveling bracelet?” The Gypsy held out a long, brass bangle with a clock and gears and coils and strange vials of colourful liquids. “How far back in time can it go?” asked Babba. “Six minutes,” said the Gypsy. “We already have one that goes back seven minutes,” said Pepita. She tugged on a flaming red curl. “Don’t you have anything else?” The Gypsy pointed to a large rack. “I have these dolls.” “What do they do?” asked Babba. His yellow eyes roamed over porcelain and cloth and painted faces. “It depends,” said the Gypsy. “Depends on what?” asked Pepita. “It depends on what you want,” said the Gypsy. Pepita looked at Babba. Her mismatched swirly-cross eyes met his yellow ones. Pepita rubbed the swirl on her nose. “What say you, Husband Babba?” Babba nodded. “Wife Pepita, I think we should get one,” he looked at her with blood-love. They held hands via the chainsaw. “Mr. Gypsy, we’ll take a doll!” Pepita declared. To celebrate she started up the chainsaw and whirled it around accidently cutting off Babba’s head. But fear not, Babba was very able at screwing it back on. If the Gypsy was perturbed by the sudden decapitation he didn’t show it. Not even after he had been splattered with blood. “Which doll?” he asked. “I’m not sure,” said Pepita. She rubbernecked. “Husband Babba, where did you go?” “Wife Pepita, my severed head is down here.” “Where?” “It rolled under the market stand.” Pepita fished about under the staves of wood and pulled out his bloody head. She held it up to stare lovingly into his yellow eyes. “Husband Babba, which doll shall we choose?” “It’s hard to say when I’m staring into your beautiful, mismatched eyes,” said Babba’s severed head. “Oh right,” Pepita rotated his blood-dripping noggin towards the dolls. “There you go.” “That one,” said Babba’s severed head. Though he could only point with his eyes, the Gypsy understood. “A fine choice,” said the Gypsy. “How do you know?” asked Pepita. “Because your husband chose it,” replied the Gypsy. Pepita looked at Babba’s severed head with blood-love. Babba would have hugged her but he didn’t know where his arms were. “We’ll take it,” said Pepita. “How much?” asked Babba’s severed head. “Ten pieces of gold,” said the Gypsy. “Sounds like a bargain,” said Pepita with a peculiar note in her voice. Babba’s severed head ignored Pepita’s sarcasm. “Mr. Gypsy,” he asked. “What is the doll’s name?” “Ah,” said the Gypsy. “Now that is the question. But it is not a question you can ask me. You must ask the doll.” Pepita and Babba’s severed head looked at each other. The Gypsy was truly wise. “Husband Babba,” said Pepita. “Pay the man.” “Wife Pepita, I would if I could, but my body’s lying on the floor somewhere behind me.” Babba’s severed head tried to roll its eyes to point behind him, but they only managed to look up. “Husband Babba, why are you looking at the sky?” Pepita asked. “I’m not,” said Babba’s severed head. “I was trying to point behind me, but it’s rather difficult when you don’t have any arms.” “Fair enough,” said Pepita. She put his severed head into his flailing hands. With a twist Babba screwed his head back on. “Wife Pepita, why do I only see cobblestones?” “You’ve screwed your head on backwards,” Pepita sighed. “If I didn’t remind you how to screw it back on right, you’d always be looking behind you. Or staring at cobblestones.” Babba gave his head a one hundred eighty-degree twist. “That’s much better.” He stood and reached into his satchel. Babba counted out ten pieces of gold. “Thank you,” said the Gypsy. Babba lifted the doll. “Well, my fine boy, what’s your name?” He put his ear to the doll’s unmoving lips. Babba closed his eyes. After a few moments he nodded. “Banano. The doll’s name is Banano.” Pepita stroked the doll’s head with blood-love. “Banano.” With Banano in their arms, Pepita and Babba (and maybe Davy, but definitely not Alice) walked into the sunset. Or they tried to, but there were too many people in the street blocking their way. Pepita started up the chainsaw. But that’s a story for another time. END. Many thanks to Pepita, Babba, Alice and Davy. Thanks to Camilla for the time traveling bracelet. And an extra special thanks to Banano the dream maker.

Steampunk Stories – Airships Three: Sarah Hunter:
19 July 2025

*** Series begins with "Airships One: Dragonfly" *** “A ludicrous decision,” the airship frigate captain said. He cast a glance at Admiral Robert Walker and whispered harshly. “To think that Admiral Walker has included her in our defence formation.” “Preposterous,” an airship destroyer captain responded. “She is likely to lose consciousness in a prolonged flight at high altitude.” “Indeed,” the frigate captain replied. “It is well known that the female organs cannot withstand reduced air pressure.” “What if she suffers hysterics during the next air battle?” A captain said from the next table. “She might crash the Darner right onto my deck.” “These war meetings used to be quite pleasant,” the captain next to him said. He sighed into his whisky. “Yes, the situation regarding London is dire, but the war room should be kept a gentlemanly affair.” “Can’t the London Free Council see the right and the wrong of Sarah Hunter?” “A woman’s place is in the home!” “Why is she muddled up in the business of war?” “I wish to see no more of Sarah Hunter parading about as a pilot.” “The war room has been upended and I dare say it will not recover.” “I propose we address the situation with Admiral—" The war room door slammed shut. Standing tall in a leather vest and wool pants, Captain Sarah Hunter surveyed the room. Her dark hair was pulled back in her customary braid that reached her waist. Her long arms hung loose and her fingers twitched. With slow, cat-like steps she padded across the floor to stand next to Admiral Robert Walker. Her green eyes glittered with disdain. She offered a crisp salute. “Admiral Walker and my fellow captains, good morning.” Her emphasis on ‘fellow’ was unmistakable even to the most obtuse man in the room. The three dozen captains stood. There were a few grumblings but the men returned her salute and sat again quickly. Captain Samuel Tyler settled back in his chair with a wince and sighed. He had listened to the captains deride Sarah for the better part of an hour. Each time one went silent someone else took his place. All matters of comments were made, from the absurd to the tasteless. They questioned her abilities, morals and even her male-like physicality. The captains simply would not accept that a woman, especially one so young, could be a critical factor in the air defence against Darkhouse & Sons. Tyler had known Sarah for nearly ten years. He had met her when he had collaborated with her father, the Victorian military engineer Treyton Hunter. While the two men made improvements on rotor-fins the spirited child handed tools to the brilliant engineer. She would boisterously claim that one day she would become the greatest pilot the world had ever seen. Tyler was quite certain that she had already achieved her goal at only twenty years of age. The brief history of Sarah Hunter the pilot seemed charmed. She had flown her first experimental ornithopter when she was only thirteen. Three years later she outclassed senior pilots when flying Raven ornithopters at airshows over London. Now at twenty years of age, she was the only person capable of flying the Darner, an airship so confounding that the men who tried to pilot her had renounced their efforts. They had claimed it was not possible to govern the prototype. Too many levers to the Dragonfly Class Combat Bomber. Too unstable when flown at full throttle. When hovering the ornithopter threatened to roll over. While they argued with Treyton Hunter over the ornithopter’s complexity, Sarah ignited the steam turbines and leapt into the cockpit. She buzzed over the Thames and nearly sheared off their top hats when she dived over the test field. Her perfect hovering and soft landing had made a mockery of the pilots. Admiral Robert Walker had little choice but to assign her to London’s air defence. Tyler watched the mismatched pair whisper briefly. A tense Walker nodded curtly and he put his hands on the scale model of London. “Lady and gentlemen, we will discuss our new strategy for the air defence of the city.” Walker turned a hand crank and toy-sized airships painted with the Union Jack descended. He actioned a second crank and the fleet of Darkhouse & Sons fell from the roof like birds of prey. “Our spies inform us that the new Dreadnought Task Unit will be joining the Darkhouse & Sons war fleet. It is expected that we will face at least three Dreadnoughts in the next attack on London.” Walker rotated a small handwheel which shifted the dangling London airships and set them in defence formation. “We must block their entrance into the city’s airspace and allow the Darner to fly through our formation to fire bomb this new threat.” A sneering frigate captain stood. “Admiral Walker, permission to pose a question about the tactics,” his eyes darted from Walker to the impassive Sarah. Walker nodded. “Permission granted.” “How can the Darner dispatch any more than one dreadnought with only a single incendiary charge?” The frigate captain looked around the room to the nodding heads. “Aren’t we compromising standard defence for a risky ploy with a barely tested prototype flown by—,” he flailed his arms. “Flown by the gentler sex?” The room bubbled as Walker glared. His fierce beard, cleanly shaven head and icy grey eyes restored order without raising his voice. “Captain, the Darner has been modified to carry a second charge.” Walker looked at the expressionless Sarah who offered a curt nod. The admiral rotated a wheel and the tiny Darner bobbed on a steel wire towards a large, flat-decked airship. “The floating resupply ship has been fitted with a cantilever landing pad. Captain Hunter has run a test simulation to fit a third and fourth incendiary charge.” Walker motioned to Tyler. “As we’ve seen with Captain Samuel Tyler, the combined efforts of a destroyer and a Dragonfly Class Combat Bomber were successful in bringing down the superior Crusher.” There were a few murmurs from the room as the frigate captain mumbled a thank you and sat with a stony look on his face. Captain Tyler grimaced at having been singled out. Though he had been called a hero in the streets and pubs of London, his fellow captains had offered little more than a cool thanks for his risky mission in facing the Crusher. Sarah had received no thanks at all. But no amount of derision would stop Tyler from collaborating with the young Sarah. She was a fundamental piece in the defence of the city. And the daughter of his friend. Captain Samuel Tyler cast a gaze at the tall and lanky Sarah next to the grim Walker. He felt an affinity for her and her father. The two men had both lost their wives during childbirth. Tyler had his twenty-four-year-old son, Charles, and his twenty-two-year-old daughter Virginia. Treyton Hunter only had Sarah. They were two widowers fearing for their grown children with London at war. Sarah risked her life in the air. Virginia endangered herself as a spy and assassin. Charles was in constant peril crammed in a war machine on the Northern London battlefront. The two fathers had confided in each other at the start of the war. Had they made the right choices for their children? What price would their families pay to free London from the boot of tyranny? END.

Steampunk Stories – Allister Davies Three: Reflections:
12 July 2025

*** Series begins with "Allister Davies One: London Burning" *** The weeks since his return from June 2050 had been long and lazy. Professor Allister Davies had indeed joined mathematician Edgar Payne and his young wife Agnes for walks to admire the new buildings of the Victorian age. They picnicked in Hyde Park and fed the ducks. They spent evenings dining, playing chess and drinking too much cognac. After dinner Agnes would encourage Davies saying he was not too old to marry. He would thank her profusely but refuse any arranged meetings with spinsters and widows. Then Payne and Davies would retire to the study to discuss theorems and consider mathematical problems. It was all lovely. Yet the inventor was restless. The only place he truly felt at ease was in his atelier. It was both a workshop and fortress that guarded his brain. When Davies laboured his mind was protected from invading thoughts. Thoughts that arrived from the 14th of June, 2050. Were those thoughts from the future or the present? He tormented himself with the conundrum. Nine visits always to the same date and time in the future. When he arrived in the future it was his present. He dared not slip into Vedic philosophy when he had tools in his hand. The sightless gaze of the automaton seemed to watch his every action. Davies took a deep breath to clear his head. The tools clattered on the bench. The eyes of the inventor were lost and his hair stood on end. Davies thought of his most daring visit. It had been his seventh. He had wandered around the demolished homes at the edge of London central. Stumbling people with vacant eyes took no notice of him. He stood in the rubble of a street corner and observed the citizens picking through the debris. Davies wasn’t sure what they were looking for. There was no food or water. The strange rifles they pulled out of the wreckage were bent and burned and seemed unsalvageable. As he returned to the Time Pilgrim he crossed gazes with a young man. He stopped and stared at Davies. The young man looked from his top hat down to his ankle boots. He approached Davies and commented on his peculiar suit. Davies had rehearsed a speech for just such an occurrence. He said he was a theatre actor hoping to bring a moment of joy in desperate times. The man seemed convinced and complimented him on his archaic accent. Davies rushed off claiming he was needed for rehearsal. When Davies approached the Time Pilgrim, there were two young children poking about. He asked them to step back. They asked if Davies had any spare food. The inventor felt crushed when he told them he had nothing. He emptied his pockets to prove it. The children nodded and looked at him without anger. Davies remembered the overwhelming feeling of impotence that wrenched his innards. The feeling of hopelessness at the situation. They stood dumbfounded as Davies flicked levers and set dials. They ran shrieking with the machine steamed to life. Davies continued to chide himself. He should not have stayed so long nor wandered so far. The fingers of the automaton opened and closed deftly. It was a merited reward for his technical work. In the last test he had screwed down the gears too tight. The unthinking machine was now capable of simple, repetitive tasks. It could stand next to Davies and hand him his tools again and again in perfect cadence. It was exactly what Davies didn’t need. But what he wanted he feared to put into practice. In theory he needed only to install an inscribed crystal which would function as the automaton’s brain. It had been gifted to him by a scientist during a trip he made to 2040. He still hasn’t found the courage to test it. The tabby meowed. Davies looked down into its green eyes. He had found the cat in the same spot his first three trips to 2050. It was on his third trip that Davies took a piece of fish out of a handkerchief. The two had become fast friends. When Davies had set himself at the pulpit the mangy orange and white cat leapt up and meowed. It rubbed his head on Davie’s forearm. He could have scared it off. Instead, he picked the cat up as he threw the steam lever and brought the bewildered cat back with him. He hadn’t been entirely honest with his friend Payne. The tabby could never have been lost to the Travel Kaleidoscope because Davies had ensured it would not happen. He had gripped the cat and held his scratching and hissing as the rainbows billowed around them. As the Time Pilgrim materialized in 1870, he wondered if some version of himself continued to bring the cat back from the future. The cat that was from the future but was now present. What if Davies went back one day earlier to search for the cat? He wondered if the tabby still existed on the 13th of June, 1870. What if he found it and brought it back? Would the two cats know they were the same, separated by only a day? His mind ached. Davies rocked back and forth in the plush armchair. His snifter sat untouched on the smoking table. His unlit pipe languished in his mouth. The tabby turned and made biscuits in his lap. London. He had no plan for London. In the few discussions with Payne, they had come to the conclusion that there was no solution they could offer their descendants. They had decided they could not stave off the event. Davies was stricken by guilt. He thought they had given up too easily. He could not hide behind his invention and claim he was but a mere bystander. He had seen and could not unsee. He had witnessed too much. The Time Pilgrim was his passion and his curse. END

Steampunk Stories – Airships Two: Apothecary:
05 July 2025

*** Series begins with "Airships One: Dragonfly" *** The soft click of china cups intermingled with low laughter. White lace tablecloths spilled down onto dresses and trousers. Trays of cakes and scones came and went on the shoulders of impassive waiters. Next to a gas light a young woman cast an otherworldly shadow onto the delicate, flowered wallpaper. She wore a black coat over a dark green velvet polonaise. Her white gloves matched her chalky hat. She smiled and curtsied as a rotund man with long sideburns rose to greet her. “A pleasure madam,” he said as he smoothed out his rumpled jacket and offered a curt bow. “I must admit, I was most surprised when I read the telegram that your husband would be sending his darling wife to our meeting.” “Oh, Harold is such a scatterbrain,” she laughed into her hand. “He booked two meetings for this afternoon. If our servants didn’t screw his head on every morning, I fear he would take the steam car to Darkhouse & Sons without it.” The man chuckled and pulled out her chair. “Yes, our Harold has too many things on his mind. It’s a shame I can’t discuss details of the meeting with you.” His mouth widened in a cat-like smile. “I would hate to put a strain on your delicate sensibilities.” She giggled and waved her hand. “You know women too well, my good sir. With our soft brains we’re likely to have a fit with too many particulars.” He laughed and puffed his cigar. “I don’t disturb my wife with such facts, either.” He tapped the table. “You brought the ledger?” “Oh yes, here it is.” She bumped her arm into the porcelain teapot and sent it crashing to the floor. There was a gasp from the teahouse and the woman with the chalk coloured hat wrung her hands. “My goodness what a disaster I am! Luckily you still have your tea in the cup.” She smiled and lowered her eyes. “You best drink it up before I’m the cause of another Greek tragedy!” “Think nothing of it,” the man drained his teacup and smacked his lips. “I’ll have another sent right over.” He raised his arm. “Boy! Teapot! And be quick about it!” “Thank you, sir.” She folded her hands in her lap and leaned back. A young waiter filled her cup with boiling black tea. She smiled and adjusted her hat. “I take it you have the documents Harold requested?” “Of course,” he patted the satchel slung over the chair. “But why rush? Let us enjoy a few moments of company.” His eyes roamed up and down her frame. “We could have another scone and then perhaps retire to my private tea room.” “Oh my,” she batted her hand feverishly. “I wish I had brought my fan.” “I’ll have one provided to you, madam.” He raised his hand. “Boy! Bring a fan for my gracious guest.” Two waiters exchanged words and one walked to the back of the tea room and disappeared through a small door. The woman smiled and reached for a scone and delicately took a bite. The man stared and licked his lips. His heavy brow glistened with sweat. His jowls threatened to sog themselves into his collar. This was a man used to a catered and soft life. Someone who felt no shame in thriving on the backs of working men. It was evident in his every gesture. The woman’s eyes flicked to the entrance and she pressed her elbows into her sides. She lowered her eyes and spoke softly. “If you’ll excuse me a moment my lord. I need to attend the powder room. Feminine matters.” “Of course, madam.” He coughed and pulled on his collar. “It’s very warm in the teahouse.” She whispered over her shoulder as she stood. “Perhaps you should call for your coach.” He clutched his stomach and moaned. “Yes. Yes, I shall. Boy! Call my carriage.” The woman threaded her way through the tables and towards the powder room. She opened the door, slipped inside and threw the latch. She pulled off her hat and dark wig to reveal strawberry blonde hair beneath. She placed her disguise on the marble counter and released her long locks. She drew pins from her sleeve and deftly set her hair back. She reached into her bag and pulled out a yellow overcoat with a flower motif. She removed her black one and quickly slipped into her sunny disguise. She fitted a matching yellow hat and adjusted it to a jaunty angle. She took one final look at herself in the mirror. Staring back at her was Virginia Tyler, daughter of Captain Samuel Tyler. She crammed her disguise into her bag and unlatched the powder room door. As she walked into the tea room, she saw her supposed husband gesticulating over the disgusting man collapsed on the table. The waiters were shouting about a dark-haired woman in a green dress and black overcoat with whom he had shared tea. Of course, Virginia had shared much more than just tea. She had added a little something to the teapot before the waiter had served it. Such a pity that it had accidently crashed to the stone floor before she could drink from it as well. As a skilled apothecary, Virginia knew which dose could heal and which dose could kill. The execution of the man had not been her primary goal. The London Free Council suspected the papers he carried contained a list of moles and a planned infiltration of their army. The sudden appearance of Harold Webster, a young accountant for Darkhouse & Sons, had kept her from retrieving the documents. She was disappointed at the lost opportunity, but the war for freedom was full of setbacks. Virginia turned her head and walked purposefully to the tea room entrance. She hesitated to hear the man’s last gasp. At least she could take heart in the fact that there was one less senior trader in Darkhouse & Sons. END. Thanks to Fabio and Sara for the Apothecary suitcase with its clever vials.

Steampunk Stories – Allister Davies Two: Quandary:
28 June 2025

*** Series begins with "Allister Davies One: London Burning" *** The air crackled with blue lighting. A cacophonous snicker sounded as an enormous cloud of steam filled the laboratory. A gulp of air pulled at scrawled pages on the desk and sent them cartwheeling over the floor. There was a shearing noise as if the sound in the room had suddenly been clipped by imaginary scissors. The steam dissipated to reveal the Time Pilgrim in the exact spot before it had traveled. Professor Allister Davies threw open the Faraday cage door. The orange and white cat leapt from his arms and landed soundlessly. It padded to its drinking dish. Unperturbed by London burning, the tabby lapped up its fill. “Dear God, Davies,” Professor Edgar Payne muttered. He stumbled off the dais and onto the stone floor. Payne had muttered during their entire brief visit to June 2050. He only stopped when the Travel Kaleidoscope made it impossible for him to speak on the return trip. He returned to dutiful muttering. “This cannot be. This simply cannot be.” Davies thumped along the wooden planks, down the steps and across the atelier to a glass case. He swung open the door and reached for his finest bottle. He poured two generous amounts of cognac into snifters. He motioned to the plush armchair. Payne threw himself down and sighed. Davies put a snifter in his hand. “Payne, to our health.” Payne jerked. “To our health? How can you make such a toast after what we’ve seen?” “Because it is our duty to keep fit,” Davies said. “Both in mind and in spirit. We must find a way to avert this catastrophe.” “How?” Payne’s hand trembled as he brought the glass to his lips. He gulped and wiped his mustache. “What can we do to stave off a disaster one hundred eighty years into the future?” This was the question that Davies had been pondering for weeks and he had no answer. It was too much for his mind to grasp. The destruction of his beloved London. The feeling of hopelessness that gripped his chest. His ignorance of the events that could have led up to the devastation. He slammed his hand on the smoking table. “We can travel some years before the events to discover what happened!” “Are you mad?” Payne jerked about in the chair. “What if we appear right in the middle of our enemies?” “I can set the timer on the clock,” Davies said. “I could set it to return only seconds after our arrival. We’d be gone again before they could act. It’s a risk worth taking for our dear London.” “We’d learn nothing in a short visit,” Payne shook his head. “And we could be shot to pieces. God only knows the arms that they have in 2050. What if they’ve perfected the automaton?” He turned to look at the strange metal figure that stood in the corner like an abandoned suit of armour. “You said you are close to steaming yours to life. You could send it in our place.” “For what purpose? The automaton is an unthinking machine.” Davies put a hand to his head. He could feel his brain swell like a puffer fish. He should have been thinking of stopping the destruction of London but his mind wandered as it often did. He was a daydreamer and a thinker before he was a scientist and inventor. He thought of the quandary of Time. Present and past did not exist as they could not be visited. When a man stepped into another time he always stood in the present. This was an argument he often had with Payne. His fellow mathematician would scoff and say they had both visited the past and future many times. Davies insisted that they were always in the present. The present was infinite. The present was there before and after all things happened. Each instant was always the present. It fried his brain. “Davies? Allister! My God man, sit and have your drink!” Payne forced Davies’ fingers around his snifter before it nearly fell to the floor. “You look as pale as a ghost. I must insist you sit.” Davies shook his head. What had he been thinking? He felt lost. Overwhelmed by his inability to see a solution for London. London his home. His place of study, debate and invention. He allowed Payne to sit him in the armchair. Davies sighed deeply. “It is nothing Edgar. Only a momentary loss of fortitude.” Payne put a thumb under Davies eye and pulled down. “I should call the surgeon.” “Bah!” Davies swatted Payne’s hand away. “I’ll have nothing more to do with that charlatan!” “He’s a luminary in his field!” Payne grunted and sat across from Davies. He looked at his empty snifter and rose. Unsteady steps took him to the glass cabinet. He returned to the armchair with the bottle. Payne filled both snifters to the brim. “Davies, my good man, pay heed. All of this time travel will turn your brain to porridge. When was the last time you slept?” The tabby leapt into Davies’ lap. For a moment he was unsure what to do. The cat from the future that was with him in the present. His mind was about to melt when the orange and white cat meowed and rubbed its head against his palm. Slowly Davies began to scratch him behind the ears. Perhaps he could find a moment of peace. “Edgar, I think I just need to rest.” Payne nodded. “Yes. The disaster is still one hundred eighty years off.” He drank his cognac in slow gulps. He cast a glance at the filthy window. “It’s getting late. Agnes will be expecting me.” “Pass her my regards,” He looked up at Payne with a wan smile. “Come call on me tomorrow.” “I shall,” Payne extended his hand and Davies shook it firmly. “Rest, my old friend. Tomorrow, I will drag you to the park if I must.” The door’s light click sent an echo through the giant workshop. Davies slumped into the thick padding and carefully rested his half empty snifter on the drinking table. He knew his limits and he was no drunkard. His head was already swimming. Swimming with drink and with worry. He feared he would have cognac fueled nightmares. The tabby stirred, yawned and promptly fell asleep in his lap. The gigantic Time Pilgrim seemed to be staring at him. Watching over him. Sometimes Davies wondered if it was conscious. Though he set every dial as carefully as he could, it did not explain how the Time Pilgrim never once landed on a living creature. It never found itself inside a building or at the bottom of a river. Somehow the Time Pilgrim always arrived on the outskirts of an adventure. As though it knew how to keep him safe. As safe as it could. Davies suspected that something guided him through the Travel Kaleidoscope. He dared not say this to Payne or he risked being committed to Bedlam. Yet since his first time traveling, he was convinced that a superior force watched over him. END.

Steampunk Stories – Airships One: Dragonfly:
24 June 2025

“Captain Tyler! Battleship off the starboard bow!” My head snapped to follow First Mate Edward Keenan’s warning finger. Billowing out of a grey cloud above us, a gigantic battleship sneered like a hungry megalodon. She was both beauty and beast. I didn’t need to see her flank to know she was the Crusher, the flagship of the despotic conglomerate Darkhouse & Sons. Two of our destroyers could have fit on her gondola. She was painted the colour of dull iron with a giant red cross on her monstrous helium gas envelope. The Crusher had a double propeller design to move her impossible weight. She was powered by three massive coal-fire engines and she mounted wind stabilizers the size of frigates. What terrified me most wasn’t her two hundred cannons but her state-of-the-art Gatling gun mounted on her foredeck. It was the size of a steam car and required a team of five men to operate. It could shred a hull like a cat’s claws could slice through writing paper. “Hold the course steady, lad! Do not bank!” Keenan was a fine first mate. Only twenty-five years old and thrust into the position after the death of too many seasoned men. The first months of the air battles had been a disaster for London. Keenan swallowed hard. “Aye Captain.” He grabbed the helm and kept us on the suicide course. We were Destroyer Class, half the size of the incoming battleship. Yet we were London’s best hope. I would not allow the Proud Gale to deviate from our secret mission. “Captain!” Keenan jerked his head from the steering mounted spyglass. “The Crusher is preparing her Gatling gun!” “Relieved, Keenan!” I shouted as I limped up to the helm. My bad leg felt like rotten wood. I took Keenan’s position at the massive wheel. “Target her heavy gun.” “Second mate!” Keenan shouted. He hopped off the foredeck and thudded on to the wet planks below. The youth paid no heed to the cold rain. “Ready for fire!” “Aye sir!” I watched the second mate scamper across the deck and shout orders to our gunners. The Proud Gale had two medium sized rapid turn Gatling guns. Not enough to cause serious damage to the Crusher, but with careful aim we could force our enemies to scramble away from their own massive gun. I looked at my pocket watch. The Darner should have reached us by now. My orders may have seemed like a suicide mission to my men, but I was not a captain with a death wish. We were to bring down the Crusher by coordinating our attack with a new airship. The city of London had built a high-speed combat bomber ornithopter that could change the course of the war against Darkhouse & Sons. “Keenan!” I shouted as I set my bad leg on the helm post. “Full throttle!” Keenan rang the engine bell and waved the warning flags. The chief millwright raised his flag in return as the turbines hissed out steam. Our propeller doubled its rotation and thrust the Proud Gale forward. I put my body into the helm and the rotor-fins deviated us port side. The gondola groaned and swung under the gas envelope as the ship banked violently. The crew struggled to keep itself balanced as our Gatling guns blazed to life. Tracer rounds tracked the shooting straight to the Crusher’s massive gun. Our enemy was slow to open fire and abandoned their heavy weapon. But it was no victory. Within seconds we would be in full range of their cannons. “Keenan!” I swung hard starboard to run parallel to the Crusher. “Drop twelve ballast sacks!” “But Captain!” Keenan shouted over the snarling thunder. “The upward thrust will rip the envelope lines!” “Now, First Mate!” I roared. I pitied Keenan. He knew nothing of London’s daring plan. Disciplined and loyal, the First Mate shouted orders and the air-sailors hacked and chopped at a dozen ropes. The ballasts dropped and the ship cords whined and rippled up to the gas envelope. With a stomach-turning heave, the Proud Gale leapt skyward. I tried not to think of the giant weights we dropped on London. God only knew what or who they would strike. This was the price of war. Icy rain showered me and dripped from my thick mustache. Our destroyer climbed and took cannon fire. A hitch line lock exploded in a shower of splinters. Three air-sailors were blasted off deck. Planks dislodged when the starboard safety rail was blown apart by cannon fire. I pulled hard on the helm and prayed for the arrival of the Darner. “Keenan! Return fire!” Our cannons blasted a volley as our destroyer levelled out above the Crusher. The cannon balls bounced off the envelope’s cage and crashed down on the battleship’s deck. It did not stop our enemy’s climb to reach us. Both ships had taken heavy fire but the Proud Gale was littered with wood and steel and lost limbs. We lost two hitch lines to our gas envelope and our gondola swayed dangerously. The Crusher’s gunners scrambled to their massive Gatling. I lowered my monocular over my eye and watched the enemy’s men working the hand cranks. The ponderous gun swivelled and I knew they would aim for the helm. In less than thirty seconds they would cut me to pieces. I looked at my pocket watch and mouthed the Lord’s Prayer. “Captain!” Keenan pointed to the horizon. “Starboard side! Unknow airship above us!” I felt my heart leap as I focused my monocular. God save London! The Darner chattered in on four beating wings at a speed no other airship could match. Her long, sleek frame was a blue streak as she dove towards our enemy. She was the first of her kind, a Dragonfly Class Combat Bomber. The Darner fired her Gatling gun as she shrieked downwards. She trailed steam and leveled her lithe frame to intercept the immense battleship. I struggled to watch the inequitable match. With a dexterity I didn’t think possible, the Darner screamed through the massive ropes that held the Crusher’s envelope to her gondola. The Dragonfly’s legs unclenched and dropped her incendiary charge. I watched it crash on deck and ignite in a blinding spectacle. I could hear the enemy scream as the oily flames rolled and burned and licked up the ropes. “Keenan! Full fire!” Our cannons erupted and our Gatling guns spewed rounds. The Crusher found herself level to us as we fired a second, devastating cannon volley at her deck splintering wood and bone. With her crew panicking in the flames not a single man returned fire. We unleashed a final cannon volley at our nemesis and burning wood splintered away and rained down on London. The battleship’s forecastle ropes snapped and the gondola pitched forward. Men shrieked as they plummeted to their death. With a violent heave the Crusher tilted and moaned like a dying whale. I could smell the burning timbers through the driving rain. The rolling flames distorted the battleship’s gas envelope and her lines snapped. In an instant she dropped like a stone. The Crusher disappeared below the clouds as suddenly as she had appeared. What had been a suicide mission was now a triumph. A whoop went up from my crew as the Darner chattered past us. I trained my monocular on the small cabin just in time to catch a salute from Captain Sarah Hunter. She wore her gold goggles and red leather helmet. Her long, dark braid snaked in the wind. As she buzzed the Darner around the Proud Gale, I was certain her lips were curled in a mocking grin. Sarah rolled the Darner in a frightening display of acrobatics. The men cheered and waved their leather caps. The Dragonfly Airship was a masterpiece of Victorian engineering. Sarah Hunter was London’s best test pilot and now she was our secret weapon against the immense air fleet of Darkhouse & Sons. Samuel Tyler, Captain’s Log, 20 June, 1880. First daily entry: The battle against the Crusher was a needed victory, but the war to defend London has only just begun. Darkhouse & Sons have conquered Scotland, Ireland and the entire North of England. The trading company behemoth hungers for world domination. The city of London is leading the fight against the private empire but the winds of war are not in our favour. END Thanks to Fabio and Sara for leaving the dragonfly ornithopter poster on the book table.

Tracker
16 June 2025

His scent inhabited his clothes. The odor was thick, maggoty and pummelled with force. It was strong enough to burrow deep down and fill out the silhouette of his shirt and trousers. I remembered how his smell puffed out like a melted wax doll that puddled and left sour droplets wherever he passed. His clothes could not discard the scent even if scrubbed with vinegar. There was no washing machine up to the task, no cold river water could carry away his smell. That is how I found him. It wasn't dumb luck or fancy detective skills; all I had to do was follow my nose. The scent of rapid decay led me out the back door and onto the porch. I thought it was strange to find a house with a porch on the backside. It was like the whole house had been turned around. I don’t know why I thought that now. It shouldn’t have been important, but the backwards mounted porch bothered me. I shook the thought and concentrated on the putrid odor. It was like a festering wound. The smell clung to the porch’s wooden columns and pointed to the barn like an arrow. As I crunched along the gravel path I could smell the sweet roses, but they were not enough to cover his smell. The delicate scent of the roses was choked and suffocated by the repulsive stench of rot. The nauseating blend of odours made my eyes water. The scent grew stronger as I reached the barn door, but not strong enough for me to be convinced he was inside. Since I had no other leads, I pushed the sliding door aside and looked into the darkness. I couldn't quite cut the smell like a knife, but I felt like I could dig it out with a spoon. It took me only a few moments to realize he had spent many hours here. The stench was confused, old and new, rancid and biting. But I couldn’t be sure he was here now. He could have left the barn for the creek. Down by the water it would be very difficult to track his scent. I moved forward cautiously towards the center of the barn when I picked up a pungent wave that nearly caused me to gag. The stench of maggots swelling a body. The rippling aroma told me he was here now. I drew my gun and felt the beads of sweat on my brow. I took slow steps towards the stalls in the back and was overwhelmed by the searing odor. There was no mistaking it. I was only a few yards from my prey. A long shadow slashed out from under a dangling bulb. I had found him, but as I felt the knife sink into my side, I realized too late that he had found me first.

Steampunk Stories - Allister Davies One: London Burning
06 June 2025

Professor Allister Davies absently pulled at his thick bowtie. His scuffed boots thumped along the wooden boards like the hooves of a carriage horse. His worn jacket elbows brushed the pulpit as he adjusted a set of gears. Davies slipped his tools into his pouch and closed the cage door. His shoulders slumped. He looked every bit a madman lost. Over the last weeks the scientist felt like the defeated Atlas. For Davies had witnessed the apocalypse. Too often his distant gaze had been confused with haughtiness. His colleagues accused him of superiority. They whispered that he was an intolerant antique vase better suited on a mantel than in the company of his peers. Decades ago, his spurned fiancée claimed he had a hollow heart. She accused him of being a moldy cold cellar. His milky mane gave Davies the look of a Christmas ghost. His thick beard was a blizzard piled up on a chin of stone. A doctor once said his icy blue eyes looked like they were engaged in counting neurons. They called him cold, calculating and pretentious. Davies did nothing to correct these views. Instead, he locked himself in his workshop for days on end. If only they could see him at work. In the laboratory they would see his curious wonder. They would feel his peacemaker’s soul. Davies rubbed his eyes as he stood before the Time Pilgrim. It was his greatest invention. The instrument that looped Time back on itself. It was made of oak, brass, copper, steel, piezoelectric crystals and ivory. The dials, coils and vacuum tubes were carefully set and bound with gold thread. The pipes and gears at the base of the contraption resembled the nest of a Leviathan. Perched above a water tank the steam stack was ready to hiss and bellow. The magnificent device was enclosed in an enormous Faraday Cage. Fixed in the centre was the giant Time Clock with its dials and levers. Davies smoothed out his stained and ragged coat. The scientist who could reach out and caress the fabric of time resembled an undertaker. He turned to face a handsome gentleman lounging in a plush armchair. “Payne,” Davies said. “You refute my testament.” Professor Edgar Payne, mathematician, physicist and logician sucked on his pipe. He was Davies’ only true friend and confidant. The stylish Payne was a full twenty-five years the inventor’s junior. He had his dark hair and mustache cut to the latest fashion. His movements were as measured as his thoughts. “Davies, I am of mathematical inclination. My calculations affirm it will not come to pass.” “Perhaps there is some variable missing in your calculations,” Davies ventured. “I must remark that mankind has been at war since the dawn of time.” “You make the obvious connection between man’s base desires and the predictable consequences of his acts,” Payne reached for his brandy. “But that is the realm of the psychologist.” He shook his head. “I did the math. No army of juggernauts will destroy our England.” The mangy orange and white cat leapt up on the pulpit of the Time Pilgrim. It rubbed its head on Davies’ hand. The cat from the future. The cat who bore witness. Davies squeezed his lips. “I was there, Payne. I felt the icy hand of the Reaper grip my heart. I saw the smouldering cinders of our beloved London.” “You saw one prospect out of infinite possibilities,” Payne said. “When you arrived in the future you altered history. The event will not come to pass. It’s statistically improbable.” Payne could be quite obstinate when he spoke of probabilities. “It was a damnable thing,” Davies said. He stroked the tabby behind the ears. The cat purred as Davies whispered. “I saw the vile end of England.” “I’ve done the math,” Payne scoffed. “Even with great militaristic advances the chance of an apocalypse is nearly zero.” He exhaled and smoke tendrilled around him. “Mankind is not bent on his own extinction.” Davies had also done the math. The math said Payne was right. The Ripple Theorem stated that when a traveler moved through time and interacted the event would not occur twice. Each time Davies traveled he had been a living variable. Payne’s Ripple Theorem stated that a slight alteration in the past could change the course of history. But when Davies had deliberately forgotten his cane outside of the Commons 1831, it had not changed the results of the Parliamentary elections the year after. Davies was convinced Payne’s reasoning was flawed. The Ripple Theorem could only be partially tested by the Time Pilgrim. They had used it to travel from 1870 to observe the first War of the Roses. They had witnessed the beginnings of the Industrial Revolution. They had gazed upon William the Conqueror as he marched on London. That visit had nearly killed Davies. Yet none of those trips had changed the future of Victorian England. Payne claimed small changes had undoubtedly occurred. Davies disagreed. The cat preened as Davies spoke. “Payne, I can prove it to you.” Payne waved a hand. “You probably just dreamed it. You’ve been using the machine too frequently. It has disturbed your sleep. It will fry your brain.” “Time is a cyclical phenomenon,” Davies said. The mangy tabby purred in agreement. “All has happened and all will happen.” “You’ve got your head stuffed with Vedic philosophy,” Payne said as he tapped his pipe. He crossed his legs and smiled. “Why don’t you join Agnes and I on a charming stroll through London’s bystreets? Yesterday we were down Pickwick Way. The brass knobs are gleaming and the shutters are painted a gay shade of blue. It will lift your spirits.” “I took something back with me.” Davies’ eyes unfocused as he tasted his words. They were bitter and electric. He let the astonishing revelation linger in the air. Payne gripped his pipe until his hand turned bone white. He drew back into the plush leather. His voice shook. “That—That is forbidden!” “It isn’t quite as you think,” Davies muttered. “The cat. It followed me. I had no heart to cast it out of the Time Pilgrim as the Faraday Cage came alight. The poor beast would have been lost to the Travel Kaleidoscope.” Payne rubbed his face. “You risked history for that damned ball of fleas?” He nearly shouted. Payne had always kept his even demeanor. But now he was raging. “You could have altered the course of our Empire!” “Edgar, my good man, I fear nothing has changed,” Davies shook his head. He rested his hands lightly on the dials of the Time Pilgrim. “Let me prove it by setting the clock to June 2050.” “Allister, this is madness,” Payne stood and pointed at the tabby. “You should have let it disappear into the Travel Kaleidoscope.” Davies threw a lever and the steam engine boomed. “The cat is but one spoke in the Cosmic Wheel.” With a whine the Time Pilgrim whirred to life. The tubes glowed and the clock hands began to spin. Electric arcs lit the Faraday Cage. Steam spewed out and filled the laboratory like a herd of sheep. Davies appeared mad as his flowing white hair stood on end. “Let me show you our dear London in 2050.” “Why?” Payne shouted. He stood next to the cage door. “What difference will it make now? All has changed!” “I say the future has not changed. Mankind is on the road to perdition.” The mangy tabby hissed in Davies’ arms. He pulled open the cage door as blue bolts cracked overhead. “We cannot alter events that are set by man’s hubris.” The cage door slammed shut. Steam spewed out and the room blurred. The thunderous crack of lightning threatened to topple Zeus from Mount Olympus. The roar of the steam engine filled their ears. The blur took on colours as they hurled through Travel Kaleidoscope. The circular rainbows tasted of copper and glass. Light exploded around them as the cat hissed in Davies’ arms. Then silence. The steam dissipated. The remains of a great city came into view. “Dear God, Davies,” Payne put a hand to his mouth. “This cannot be London. Please tell me we are on Venus or on Mars!” “We are in London, June 2050,” Davies cringed at a shriek in the distance. The mournful laments of the dying caused him to shiver. He turned to Payne as he stroked the cat’s mangy fur. “What will become of our descendants if we stand idle with this knowledge? If the Ripple Theorem is correct, let us put it to the test. We must stop this madness.” Around them smouldered a wasteland of brick, glass, steel and stone. Strange, horseless carts were crushed and overturned. Iron contraptions with massive cannons and segmented chains on their wheels smoked. Something that looked like an ornithopter stood on its head. The stench of rotting flesh caused them to gag. The tabby yowled. Davies put a hand on Payne’s shoulder. He had seen it all before. But Davies had neglected to inform Payne of a singular detail. This was not his second trip to London, June 2050. This was his ninth. And each time London burned. End. A special thanks to Gianluca for the apocalyptic antiwar theme, to Mary and David for showing me their Steampunk Clock, and to Aria for the cat.

Marsh Wisp
16 May 2025

Luck belongs to the young and to the insane, my father used to say. I'm neither, so I couldn't count on racing through the marsh in the hopes the wisps wouldn't get me. Each step I took would have to be careful, bold but supple. I would need to use a tabby's paws through the bog, as improbable as it sounds considering cats don't like to get wet. But this is what I thought as I gently put one foot in front of the other, my head swivelling to catch sight of a wisp. My father said the wisps hadn't always inhabited the swamps. I think of all the old dangers. They all seem to have been there since the beginning of time. Old stories with no beginnings. Spun yarns that are doughy and indistinct like jellyfish tendrils. But not with the wisps. The wisps hadn't always been there, my father said when I was a boy. He told me he remembered crossing the bog with nothing more than thigh-high oil skin boots, a lantern and a stick. He told me how his own father had said the wisps meant no harm. Yet one day the wisps took my grandfather in the bog. This was before I was born. I grew up with the terror of the wisps, trembling before their faint, dim forms hovering over the marsh. They didn’t seem evil, their languid movements like poplar seeds on a spring breeze. The wisps were almost impossible to see during the day, but their hazy luminescence was easy to spot after dark. From then on, all crossing had to be done at night. My father said there were many who voiced against it. Many said the night crossing violated our old religion. I regained my senses. It was dangerous to daydream during a crossing. I was probably halfway through the bog by now. There were no markers as the swamp swallowed everything we staked down during the night. My father said it was the work of the wisps, but I found that strange considering they had no form. No hands to grab, no substance to pull the stakes into the wetlands. Yet somehow all markers disappeared over the course of the night. Counting steps had been proposed, but it never worked when you had to dodge around lumps of earth, snarled roots, and of course the wisps. The wisps were slow and unaffected by the wind, so it was easy to dodge them. But their meandering movements meant that crossings required differing paths each time I journeyed. The only way to know where I was in the bog was to get close enough to the far shore and use the fog torches to guide me. I was exhausted with the weight of the sacred gift tied to my back. Shallow boats and rafts had been tried to ease the burden, but they had caused the disappearance of too many men. Only slow, careful plodding was possible. With luck, perhaps in a few hours it was possible to cross over the bog. But luck was only for the young and the insane. I was never lucky, so crossing meant an all-night journey with the terror of not making it before the break of dawn. There was no more dangerous time than sunrise as the wisps became completely invisible against the glare. I saw wisp was moving towards me. A billowing, undefined, glinting swirl. With the new moon the wisp was easier to see and it gave me plenty of time to change my path. But as I moved sideways, I stared into its haziness. The dancing thing was undefined beauty. I couldn't see how it could be harmful; it was glittering and twinkling light, golden and warm. It was so close I could almost touch the wisp. I could speak with the wisp. It was listening to me and I could feel it speak in my mind. Join me! Join me! It called out. I am your grandfather, the Wisp! Fear not and cross over with me! My dearest grandson, welcome home!

I Am Speaking to You

02 May 2025

You, dear reader, are reading about my life. So, I will speak to you, only to you and especially to you. You ask, why ‘especially’? Dear reader, I could speak only to myself as I’ve done it many times before. But today I will speak to you. You, the man sitting on the green park bench with a dog at your feet. You, the woman curled up in her bed, the lights dimmed and a chocolate covered strawberry pinched guiltily between your fingers. I am speaking to you, the teen riding on the subway with one earbud falling out because it just won’t sit right. I am speaking to you, the girl who is alone in the schoolyard because she thinks she has no friends. What is so special about my life that I can speak to you? Well, I don’t live amongst you anymore. Ah, you say, you are dead! No, I respond, I am not dead. In fact, I have never been more alive. But how, you ask, if you don’t have a body? And what does a body, I respond, have to do with life? Here you stop and ponder. Here you wonder to yourself if the man who is alive but also dead could be right. You ask yourself if you need a body to be alive. You ask yourself if you need a body to be dead. You come to the conclusion that you need a body for both states. Now you see me shaking the head I don’t have and squeezing my invisible lips. You are mistaken, you see. I know what you are saying to yourself. What a presumptuous ghost! How dare this ghost say to me that he knows more about life and death just because he has passed on. Ah, I say to you, but I haven’t passed on, have I? Here I am, speaking to you these silent words and there you are reading them one by one. Line by line. Paragraph by paragraph. Gobbling up everything I have to say. You are confusing me, you shout! How, I ask. You are saying things that have nothing to do with life or death, bodies or not! So am I. Perhaps I jest with you but let me assure you, I am not laughing at you. For I, dear reader, am only saying what is true from the milky black void that is the beyond. You are still skeptical. A milky black void, you think. This is an oxymoron, a vile form of chicanery, you proclaim. Ah, no, dear reader, I respond. This is pureness and light in the chaos and in the darkness. This is the beginning, for now I too am the Alfa and the Omega. I am waiting for you dear reader. I am patient because I hold the infinite.

Water Cooler Cliché

17 April 2025

Oh hey, I didn’t even realize you were here. Yeah, I came in the back way. I couldn’t find parking out front. You didn’t park in the supermarket, did you? No, I know they close it after ten. He paused. So, Danny’s not here? No, she said. She looked at Mark. Broad and brawny with soft eyes and straight teeth. So, are you still thinking of quitting? Yeah. I mean, what’s the point of staying? I’m not going to get the promotion. She wrapped her fingers around her pint and squeezed. Why didn’t he just go talk to them? Mark was all shoulders and muscles but he never would speak up. Did you get an official response? Not yet. Then how do you know? Cuz I know. I know I’m not going to get the promotion. Mark, it’s not like they’ve sent an email or anything. I haven’t seen a posting on the eBoard. I just know. He went dark like a TV and slouched. She looked at his bigness. A balloon. She watched his eyes move from her and then to the barstool. She hasn’t invited him to sit. But why didn’t he take charge? Do you want to sit? Isn’t Danny coming? Later maybe. He hasn’t answered my message. She wondered if Mark saw her ears turn red. Danny had already answered. He wasn’t coming. Cool, yeah. I mean cool about us having a pint. Yeah, I know what you mean. She shrugged. You know I lost my cell phone? Why had she said that? Oh really? Then how did you message with Danny? I didn’t mean forever. I meant. I don’t know. She felt stupid and now her ears were red. They burned like solar flares. I didn’t mean to call you a liar. You didn’t. Now she was getting angry. I know. But the way I said it and then your look. What look? She was mad now. And she felt stupid. She really had lost her phone. Just for a few hours but it had driven her crazy. It had been in her purse the whole time with the ringer off. Inside a pocket she never used. Sorry. He shrugged his bear shoulders. Don’t say you’re sorry. There’s nothing to be sorry about. I know. I just. He gave another big shrug, like two mountains heaving in a geological event. Nothing. It’s nothing. Nothing what? Nothing. I don’t know. What’s with Danny? She rolled her eyes. Mark, just forget about him. If he comes now, what do you think he’ll say? Mark, please. She had tucked away her irritation and now it was crawling back out of her pocket. I’m just saying. I mean, you asked me to sit down. Well, you were just standing there. It was a stupid thing to say, but she couldn’t call it back. So, you just didn’t want to be mean? That’s not what I meant. You know why I haven’t quit. Her ears were burning. Mark, please. It’s not like you and Danny are married. I don’t want to talk about it. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry to bother you. No, Mark. Don’t be like that. Mark stood up. I’ll see you around the water cooler. He turned and disappeared to the right of the bar. Around the water cooler. Such a cliché. Such a big burly cliché.

Blackbird

26 March 2025

The old man sat heavily in his chair and sighed. It was nearly dusk in early summer and the sun hung low in the sky. He finished packing the tobacco in his pipe and reached for his matches. He struck the flame and puffed to start the embers. He tamped it down and gave a second light and drew in a deep, retro inhale and smoke billowed from his nose. Just as he puffed his preferred cadence, the old man looked up with a raised eyebrow as his grandson trudged past him silently. “What’s wrong, my boy?” He called out. The boy stopped and shrugged. “Nothing, grandpa.” The old man tapped his free hand on his knee. “Come here for a minute.” The boy sloughed forward and the old man reached for the boy’s hand. “Tough day at school?” The boy squirmed and lowered his eyes. “There’s a boy who’s picking on me.” “I see.” The old man inhaled deeply and blew the smoke over the boy’s head. He offered his grandson a wry smile. “It’s getting late, and you should be getting ready for bed.” He put a finger under his chin. “But before you brush your teeth, would you like to hear a story?” The boy nodded. “Sure, grandpa.” The old man puffed casually and settled into his chair. “Many years ago, I was in the yard cleaning up before dark. As I walked back to the house, I startled two blackbirds that were perched on the lemon tree.” He gestured to the century old tree off the back porch. “The female flew in a circle before disappearing into the leaves, and the male flew up on the roof. The male blackbird began tweeting furiously.” The old man smiled. “Now, I couldn’t understand what he was saying, but I could see he was mad, and I knew why.” The old man paused and looked down at his grandson and puffed patiently. The boy tilted his head and was silent for a moment. He shrugged his shoulders. “Why was he mad?” The grandfather sighed and pinched his grandson’s cheek. “Well, think about it. There could be only one reason, really. They were nesting and I had intruded on their territory.” The boy cocked his eyebrow. “But it’s your yard.” The grandfather grimaced and mumbled, “I think you need more than one lesson, my boy.” He shook his head. “So, I cautiously backed away and out of the corner of my eye I looked at the lemon tree. It was dark, but I thought I spotted something. I tiptoed back inside, grabbed my flashlight and from a distance scanned the tree. Sure enough, the female was watching me through the leaves sitting in her recently woven nest.” The old man pointed to the lemon tree. “It was low enough that I could reach out and grab it.” “Did you?” The boy craned his neck as he looked at the tree. “No, I carefully walked back inside.” He took his grandson’s hands. “I want you to think about what the blackbirds did.” The boy looked up at his grandfather and to the old man’s delight he answered wisely. “They were defending the nest from you.” “Exactly!” The old man chortled. “The male tried to distract me so I wouldn’t see it, and the female took her spot on the nest to defend her eggs.” The boy nodded slowly. He looked at the lemon tree and then turned back to stare at his grandfather. “You said the nest was low, so you could have taken the eggs.” His big brown eyes were unblinking. “What could two tiny blackbirds have done to stop you?” “Nothing, my boy.” The grandfather hugged him close. “All that mattered was that they stood their ground. With that one courageous gesture they won my love and admiration.” The boy nodded and he turned again to look at the lemon tree now bursting with summer fruit. The old man watched him carefully, certain that the wheels were turning in his young mind. He gave his grandson another hug and was warmed to feel the boy’s small arms grip him fiercely. He released his grandson who smiled broadly and waved as he walked into the house. With a satisfied grunt the old man puffed deeply from his pipe and lost his gaze in the lemon tree.

Lucid As A Hatter

06 March 2025

My head lifted instinctually at the chiming bells. The door opened and I crossed gazes with a rather dour looking gentleman. Though I must admit, I was quite pleased to see he was without a hat. Very unusual considering his stately apparel, but very convenient for my trade. “Good day to you, my fine sir!” I said gaily. “Wonderful dry spell we’re having.” “Harump!” He offered in response. “Yes, it’s a day, though I would not say it’s good.” “Perhaps together we can make it a fine day, Mr – ?” “Crobblehence,” he said abruptly. I must confess I had never heard that name in London. Perhaps he was a foreigner. “Mr Crobblehence, sir? Did I hear right?” “Yes, hatter, that is my name.” He struck his umbrella’s end tip sharply on the stone floor. “Are you deaf or mad?” My goodness, what a character. I could feel his cold eyes on me as I spoke. “I meant no offence, Mr Crobblehence. It just struck me as an unusual name.” “What do you mean?” He appeared before my desk. It was very curious. He didn’t seem to walk, yet he had covered ten paces without me noticing. “Well, it’s not common.” I cast a glance down at his feet before I met his cold eyes. “I meant nothing by it.” “But you said it, though.” Crobblehence raised his chin and the gaslight on the wall flickered. “Have you been breathing in mercury vapour?” “Of course not!” What an offensive thought! “My laboratory has large windows that are always open when I form my hats.” It would appear I would sell my top hat to an impolite man. “Impolite?” I blanched. “Pardon me?” “I said your speech sounds slurred.” The hatless Mr Crobblehence curled his lip as he pointed to the window. “Open them wide the next time you shape a hat.” I looked closely at the discourteous Mr Crobblehence. His attire was quite rich. His clothes were finely stitched and the watch chain that disappeared into his coat seemed to be solid gold. My business had not been what it used to be since my former apprentice opened his own shop not two blocks from my own. I feared I would have to swallow my pride and engage him to the best of my abilities. “I shall remember to open the windows fully.” “See that you do,” he said as he turned to look at the racks of hats. “Well, what have you to show me? If you aren’t blind as well as deaf and mad you can see my head needs a shelter.” I couldn’t help but raise my eyebrows at the curious choice of words, though I kept my tongue. “How about this one? It’s quite fashionable and required many hours of painstaking labour.” “Trying to get me to pay more, eh?” His finger flicked out and I had to stop the hat from toppling off the bench. “It looks like the tower of London.” “Then, how about this one?” I reached up to a higher shelf. “It’s sleeker.” “It looks like a strangled snake.” “Then perhaps this bowler?” “I’ve seen gravediggers with better apparel.” Mr Crobblehence presented me with a vicious grin. “Just yesterday, in fact.” I was getting desperate, if I could not find a suitable hat I would lose a sale. “How about—" “Yes, I know you’re desperate. You need my sale.” How did he know? Had I spoken aloud? Worse, it was likely he would purchase a hat from my former apprentice. “If you—" “Most probably, yes.” His gleaming black eyes were cold. “I think I will visit your apprentice.” “How, how? This can’t be!” I felt a terrible tremor. “Y-you can’t have heard what I said! I didn’t speak.” “You’re shaking.” Mr Crobblehence tsked and shook his head. “You’re mad as a hatter.” “No, I’m not!” Mr Crobblehence turned. “I’ll be on my way.” “No, please! I have more to show you.” I reached towards him but felt instantly repulsed. I was shaking. I could barely stammer. “D-don’t l-leave just yet.” “Are you sure?” The gaslight dimmed as Crobblehence spoke. “Are you absolutely sure you want me to stay?” “Y-yes, I have many more hats to show you.” “I don’t recommend it,” his smile was smug and wretched. “I think I should leave for both our sakes’.” “No, don’t leave!” “Don’t look at the wall.” “I didn’t look at the wall!” “Don’t look at my shadow on the wall!” His mouth expanded atrociously over his grey flesh as I felt a strong pull on my neck and numbness down to my fingers. My bowels turned to ice when I saw a long, dark shadow on the wall slip out from the hatless man’s head and slither towards me. The shadow’s ethereal hands grasped my head and feet. I felt the nothingness pull until my vertebrae separated. As I gasped my last breath, I understood why Mr Crobblehence’s head needed a shelter. *** Shadow Demon #2 ***

Slipping

01 March 2025

I put one foot in front of the other, but I didn’t seem to get anywhere. I felt my hand slide along the wall when my legs betrayed me. My teeth chattered and I felt my left eye twitch when my chin slammed to the ground. I may have blacked out but all I remember was deliriously shouting to the heavens. “There is ice on the stairs! Clear the damned ice off the stairs!” The maids rushed around me, like cawing magpies. I shooed them away and I steadied my hand on the wall to push myself up. I put my fingers to my bloodied chin as I looked out the window to see the green meadow. The sun was burning like a furnace, but I was very cold. Why did my vision suddenly dim if everything was so damned shiny? I woke up, I think. But if I did then I woke up in a blurry rainbow. Or maybe inside a kaleidoscope. I could have been inside a vat of coloured glass. But it didn’t feel cold and smooth like glass, so maybe I was dreaming. But in the dream, there were talking shapes that tilted and reflected the multicoloured light. The shapes were speaking. “– feel better, Mr Moriarty? You need bed rest and your pills.” “I don’t want my pills.” Had I said that? It felt like the sound came out of my mouth, but I cannot say that my lips moved. The shapes had taken form, wicked and frayed silhouettes. Then I could see them. Two maids and a nurse. “Oh, come on now, Mr Moriarty! Don’t be a dour Damian.” “Damian? Who’s that?” “Oh, Mr Moriarty, it’s just an expression!” The nurse crooned. “Someone needs to take his pi-ills!” There was no expression like ‘dour Damian’, was there? Was that supposed to be me? Was I Damian Moriarty? Why did I have two maids and a nurse? Was I rich? The furnishings looked expensive, but they were oblique. The room was large, but too shiny. There was ice on the stairs. “No! I won’t ingest any of your garbage! Get me, get me –” I felt myself floundering like a limp fish. Or maybe like a mollusc with pinched tendrils. I could feel that I was slipping away. There was that damned, polished ice. “It’ll be over in a jiff. Just a little pill to the lobe. Then a little pill-jab to the heart!” “What? What do you mean? What is that?” The nurse held something over me. I was slipping backwards on black ice. My vision, my vision! “It’s just our usual jabby-jabby pilly-pilly, Mr Moriarty. Just like all the other jabby-jabby pilly-pilly times.” “Why are my hands tied to the table? Let me get up!” “Your hands aren’t tied. You’re just a snug old bug in a rug. You don’t want to slip on the ice again, do you?” “There was ice! You made me slip!” “Mr Moriarty, it’s July. There is no ice in July.” “But you said there was! You just said I’d slip on the ice!” I watched the nurse as she shook her spikey head and gave me a patronizing look. “No, Mr Moriarty. You’re hearing things again.” She glanced over her shoulder at the maids. “Right, girls? “He’s hearing things again!” They sang in a chorus. In a chorus! No one does that! And they look the same. Maybe they are twins? Twin maids in my house. I don’t remember having maids. And why would I hire two of the same? “Untie me! Untie me now!” I shouted with all my strength, but the icy bands were too strong. “I’ll let you meander spaciously in just a jiff.” The shiny nurse said. “First, let me just get the forceps.” “No! Why forceps? You said you were going to give me a pill!” “Oh, Mr Moriarty, you’re such a silly Sidney.” The nurse sang to the robots. “He’s hearing things agaaaain!” “He’s hearing things agaaaain!” The robots yodelled. But they were maids! And now they were gleaming robots. They were made of chrome and ice! What was happening? “You have to let me go. I have to catch the bus. Yes, a bus. I have to catch the bus to Garble Knob Creek, where the fish whistle The Ride of the Valkyries.” “There we go, that lobe is coming out nice and snappy.” The translucent nurse said. “I’ll be done in a jiff, Mr Moriarty.” “The corroborating evidence for space-time dimensional shift is Euclidean.” Her red eyes were multi-faceted rubies against her gleaming ectoplasm. “Just installing the Augmenting Transmute Chip. You don’t want to be without one, do you?” “I need to be on Moonbase Hathor. You can’t leave me in a fishbowl next to the sink of dreams. I won the lottery the other day in a pig’s pen. I thought about things, once.” “Oh-droid! Look at your new cortex, MR.MoR-1-RT! The Foundation Cyborg will be so proud of you!”

More Than Dead

14 February 2025

I am dead. That is what they told me when they brought me here. It wasn’t a long journey, but it took just enough to make me think that they were right. I can’t feel my heartbeat, nor can I sense my pulse. I tried breathing out on the silver back of my watch as it passed by my face, but I could see no moisture clinging to the steel. Much to my relief I could see myself casting a shadow. You might think casting a shadow is a strange relief, but being dead is one thing, being a vampire is another. I wondered if I could be a zombie. I looked at the man standing in front of me, but I felt no hunger. This was also a small consolation prize. Can you imagine eating someone’s brain? It’s fine in films, but if you sit and stare at the man next to you – I mean, really stare – can you imagine yourself eating his brains? What a horrid thought! I could rule out being a zombie and a vampire. This was a good start, but it wasn’t enough. Death begs a very important question: now what? I can’t be dead forever, can I? Is my thought a contradiction, an oxymoron or just plain nonsense? It’s hard to say which grammatical rules apply in death. Do they all apply? Just some? Which ones? How am I supposed to figure this out now? I looked at the man in the room but I’m not sure if he truly sees me. I’m certain he sees something of me, but I’m no more than a body to him now. Somehow that doesn’t feel right. If I’m dead, then I must be something more. I can’t deny that most of me stops, but now there is something other part of me that has started. Before being dead I would have assumed that after death I would have been less. It is quite refreshing to have suddenly realized that I am more. But how do I communicate being 'more'? I figured the most logical step would be to call out to the man and say, ‘I’m something more now that I’m dead!’, but my lips won’t move. I tried to raise a finger, but no luck there. It should have been easy enough to wink, but my eyelids would not take my commands. I could feel my frustration growing as the man left my peripheral vision. Even though I was more, how could I communicate it to the world? “Hello.” “Oh, hello. Where did you come from?” “From over there.” “From where?” “From over there.” “Oh, I see. Wait, you can see me! That man could see me, but he couldn’t really see me, if you know what I mean.” “I know exactly what you mean.” “That is such a relief! But please, be honest. Can you really see me?” “Oh yes, I can really see you very well. You are more, after all.” “Yes, yes! I am more! I’m glad someone finally recognized it! You have no idea what it’s like to be underappreciated.” “You’d be surprised. We all felt that way for a time. It’s not easy being more.” “We? There are more of us that are more?” “There are lots of us.” “Can I meet them?” “Of course you can. Come with me. It’s time for you to be more than dead forever.”

What is Howling Will Be Healing

08 February 2025

“What is howling will be healing! What is howling will be healing!” Their bodies swayed from side to side as bone white arms reached upwards. Softly kneeling, they relaxed on their heels as they swayed. Their heads bobbed calmly as they chanted. Serene smiles on their lips. Their eyes were closed as they focused. Their thoughts floated close enough to their fingertips so they would not get lost in the void. It was the beginning. “What is howling will be healing! What is howling will be healing!” Pain was no longer a concern, nor was want, nor was longing. With a simple chant, suffering had been eliminated and minds had been cleansed. When an acolyte was afflicted, he had only to join his brothers and sisters and chant. As his body relaxed and his hands stretched upwards, the healing chorus mended all wounds and calmed the intellect. It was the perfect solution to all of society’s problems. This was the beginning. “What is howling will be healing! What is howling will be healing!” If only it had been understood sooner! So much time had been wasted in fruitless doubt. Doubt was not the realm of the philosopher; it was the stronghold of the ignorant. Perfect healing had always been possible if only trust had been absolute. The learned men who guided the inhabitants had known this all along and finally it had been understood. The beginning was strong. “What is howling will be healing! What is howling will be healing!” The last of the stragglers had reached the temple to have all suspicions washed away. The stark beauty of conformity had been recognized. Oh, the learned men! Thankfully they had reached the ignorant masses in time to save them all. Down to the last man all had joined the temple to sway and heal! The beginning was coming full circle to reach the end. “What is howling will be healing! What is howling will be healing!” There was one man, though. Behind the stragglers there was one, brooding, forlorn figure that did not step forward. He stood silently and did not drop to his knees. He kept his hands down and did not sway. He resisted against perfect healing and glorious thoughts. He did not understand the circle of faith. He opened his mouth and spewed blasphemy: “If you tolerate this, then your children will be next!” Kill that man.

Time is the Soul

27 January 2025

"Yes! Yes! It's a success!” The artist raised his tools in triumph. “A grand success, I tell you!" "How do you know it’s a success?" The wizened scientist peered intently at the creation. "What else could it be?" "A failure." The artist gaped at his colleague and then curled his lip in distain. This was all you could get out of a scientist, he thought. Black or white. One or zero. Left or right. The scientists never could understand the artistic in-between that the rest of the world lived in. No, they made all of their calculations and when they had finished, they expected that one plus one would be two every single time. And then two plus two must equal four. But that just wasn't how the world worked. Once again, he was tasked to explain this. "Don't you see it?" He put his tools in his apron and pulled on the scientist's sleeve. "Tilt your head and look at it." The scientist frowned. "It looks the same." The artist snorted. "You aren't even trying! Come over here. No, over here!" He yanked the scientist's arm and steered him to a mark on the floor. "Exactly. Stand here and now tilt your head." "My head is tilted." "No! You have to tilt it more, don't you see? Like this." The artist inclined his head severely and gestured at the scientist. "You see how I’m doing it? Do the same. Exactly, yes! Now what do you see?" The scientist massaged his neck. "I see the same thing. A failure." The artist reached into his apron, grabbed his tools and threw them on the hard tiles as he cursed. "You aren't even trying to see what I see!" "That's because I have to see what is actually there." The scientist rested a hand on the work of art. "It has to stand the test of time, and this will not." The artist grabbed the scientist's shoulders and shook him violently. "How can you say that? You don't even understand what time is!" "Of course I do." The scientist gave the artist a smug look. "Time is a measurable period where an object or action exists." "Bah! Nonsense!" The artist flailed his arms. "Time is nothing of the sort! You have no soul! That's why you cannot understand time." "There is no such thing as a soul." "Now you are sounding foolish! Completely silly! I was only being facetious when I said you had no soul. Of course you have a soul!" The artist paced as he ranted. "How could I have created this if I had no soul? How could you have unjustly criticized this masterpiece if you yourself were just a cog in the machine?" "That's all we are." The scientist bowed his head to the invisible universal laws that tugged at them. "We are just cogs and sprockets." "No! You heartless fool! We are so much more than that!" The artist covered his face with his calloused hands and whispered. "How can I make you understand?" The artist paced and flailed his arms above his head. He stopped and chewed on his nail. Then he bit his thumb. Then he winced in pain and paraded to and fro. The artist thought it was all so futile. Scientists were simply too dimwitted to understand the soul, or Time, let alone grasp his masterpiece. The artist felt pressed under a granite block with a spark jolted his mind. He stopped suddenly and raised his index finger. "I have it!" The artist crowed. "I know how to make you understand!" "How?" The artist grinned ferociously as he put his hand on the immaterial masterpiece and bellowed with scarlet intensity.

Frigid

19 January 2025

I picked her up in my arms and I ran. I didn't think my legs had the strength to carry my body up the flight of stairs so fast, but they did. I raced past the icy crystals that clung to the banister, taking two steps at a time. My lungs worked like a furnace bellows and my legs pumped like train pistons, propelling me upwards. Farther and farther and always upwards. I wished for heat, a burning hearth of resinous pine, or the burning wet rock that smelled of hard coal. But as I climbed all I felt was the growing cold, like a slippery sheet of glass threatening to cast me down into the abyss. I slipped at the curve on the landing and nearly lost my balance with my precious cargo. As unsteady as I was, I dared not touch the rail. I turned my head away and felt the air of the stairwell bite deep into my flesh. My heart skipped a beat when I heard her whimper. She buried her head in my neck, hoping to ward off the incapacitating frost. I gritted my teeth and pushed upwards, my cleats scraping and stabbing into the stairs. I hadn't realized that the momentary loss of balance had sapped my strength. My legs slowed and I felt my ankles go rigid. I was still so far from the top. I took a few more steps and slipped, thankful that I had reached the landing as I crashed and skidded. The spikes in my jacket caught and kept me from sliding into the wicked banister. The landing was wide but suffocated by a thin sheet of ice. Once again, I steadied my breathing and spoke softly in her ear to silence her cries. I wasn’t sure how I would be able to stand with the little one in my arms. If I slipped again and touched the rail, that would be the end of our ascent. I calmed her with a few, whispered lines of a timeless lullaby. My soft singing turned into a grunt as I pressed my right foot into the floor to rise. I took a moment to breathe and tested my left foot with a step. Injured, I cursed. My left foot definitely had suffered a twisted ankle or some broken bone. The fierce rawness of the cold made it impossible to understand. I couldn't even feel the pain and only knew I was injured from the spongy response to my staggered steps. I walked, plodding forward, one solid step followed by one, squishy trudge. The slow strides were extremely dangerous. Without my blood pumping hard, I could quickly be overtaken by the cold. The hard run had cleared my mind with just one focus; reach the top. My snail’s pace gave me unwanted time to look down every dark hall I passed. Instead of focusing on the run to the top I scrutinized every closed door. The ice crystals played tricks on the mind. Terrible tricks. I could never be certain if what I saw was a glacial mirage until I was nearly upon it. That's why I didn't stop when I saw the figure with the knife standing only a few paces away. Just behind the one, a dozen others. I will not excuse my failure; it's just how the cookie crumbled. "We are very, very hungry,” they said.

Forever and Ever

05 January 2025

The floor heaved upwards, and I was frightened. It shouldn't have done so, floors are supposed to stay where they are, solid like granite, or unmoving, like my brother's stubborn will. But not in this case. Somehow, the floor split and pushed upwards like fingers of two hands trying to make a steeple. It is a curious thing to see a floor reach for the sky like a mountain. And it is also terrifying. I wondered what to do. I could not go around the cracked mound, but I was too afraid to scale the peak. What if I fell through the cracks and into the earth? Who would hear my scream? Would anyone write my epitaph and remember me? I was torn by these thoughts, but I could not stay where I was forever. The strange concept of 'forever'. I think it only exists as a common convention to be less afraid of death. “There is no such thing as 'forever'”, I thought. And since I was very afraid, there could be such a thing as 'forever'. This always happened to me when I was afraid. I would have strange and confused thoughts enter my head. I approached the prominence and stared at it for what seemed like forever. Yes, yes, I know there is no such thing as forever! But pretending that forever exists calms me. I felt like it was working. I was not so afraid of the towering broken pile that was the floor. It didn’t seem so menacing now that I had a stronger belief in forever. Maybe not as strong as I needed to climb over the heap, but at least enough to start. My first pulls and pushes were awkward. The edges that seemed smooth from below were jagged. I tried to be very careful, but I couldn’t help cutting myself. The broken tiles slashed my palms and fingers and sliced my shins. I decided it would be smart to rest, so I crammed myself into a ledge which was a good place to watch the sunset. Only then did I notice there was no sun, it was all grey with a cautious, dim light. I felt the vertigo of fear take over and I closed my eyes and said “forever is forever, you can believe in forever”. It was just enough to stop the swells, and I continued my journey upwards. My hands felt for the peak. I wasn't sure how I knew I had reached it, but I could feel that I was there. The hard part would be standing up, but it was the only way to cross over. I closed my eyes and thought of forever. My legs trembled as I felt myself stand, teetering on the apex. I knew I had to open my eyes, or I would not make it over. I felt precarious like I was on the edge of an abyss. There was no wind, but something whipped around me, silent and vast. Vast, but not eternal. Huge, but not everlasting. I built up all of courage and opened my eyes in the hopes I would see forever and ever.

The Fool

20 December 2024

"May I inquire after your name?" "Fool." "Yes, I know that is your, well, calling. I mean your birth name." "Fool." "Really? You have no other way of being called? Perhaps, you are called Geddrick, or Samuel or –" "Fool! What is it you cannot understand? I said my name is Fool!" I watched as the fool's chest rose and fell in gasps. His entire being glowered. I had not expected that my questions would have made him so angry. My only aim was to demonstrate respect for his person and position. "Of course,” I said. “Let us look at your accommodations in the castle." "I have accommodations." "I know, but they are above the stables. The Lord Steward has informed me that –" "I will not leave my room." The fool seethed. Or rather, Fool seethed. "No, of course not.” My brow felt hot. “Well, then let me see to your comfort considering –" "I am comfortable." "Yes, but the bed needs defeathering so that it can be –" "I like the feathers it has." I could feel myself sweating. I had expected a difficult engagement, but from a vacuous mind. The fool had a brutal gaze that burned into me. Every sentence of mine he interrupted seemed to be the result of instant thought. I was told of his strange abilities, but I had not suspected he could be a thought-reader. Of course, I was being foolish, he was only quick of wit. "I'm more than that." The fool hissed. "What? Pardon me, Mr, eh, Fool." "You heard me, Master Reeve. I am more than just shrewd. Much more." I could feel myself flush. Did he hear my thoughts? He could not possibly be psychic; those were things of legends. Perhaps he just guessed by studying my face. A good physiognomist was needed at court to receive foreign ambassadors. And I had thought he was quick of wit, not 'shrewd'. "I am both! Quick of wit and shrewd!" "My, my, what? I don't, I don’t, understand. You can't possible read –" "Don't look at the wall." "I'm not! Please Mr Fool –" "Fool! My name is Fool! Why is it you cannot get that into your thick skull!" "I apologize, Fool, if we could just be civil and –" "Don't look at my shadow on the wall!" I felt my eyes twitch to the left. I could feel my neck creak and groan. My shoulders pulled as I felt my body twist. I did not want to break his gaze but I so wanted to see his shadow! "Don't look at my shadow on the wall!" My head snapped suddenly, and my vertebrae pushed against my eyes. My tongue rolled as my body twitched. "I told you not to look." *** Shadow Demon #1 ***

Answers From Death

07 December 2024

I stared at the tombstone as hard as I could. Despite my efforts I couldn’t crack the granite, nor could I cause the earth to heave and buckle. It all stayed in place, still like twilight. There were answers deep inside the resting place. The hard part was pulling them out. Once I got the answers, I was sure I would know what to do with them. “You won’t get any answers from in there.” “How do you know I’m looking for answers?” “I can just tell. But you’re looking in the wrong place.” I ignored the advice and continued to stare. If you couldn’t get answers from the afterlife, where else could you get them from? This living world has only given us half-truths and confusion. But I wouldn’t look elsewhere. I would look where I knew I would find the answers I needed. “You’re still hoping and staring. Like I said, there are no answers in there for you.” “I’m not hoping. And why do you keep saying I want answers?” “You do. Like I said, I can tell.” The tombstone continued its silent vigil over the underworld. It was stubborn and stoic. Even the grass at its feet had a steely glint. Like millions upon millions of ringlets that held the answers fast. Everything about the sepulchre seemed to say that it would keep its secrets. It was a vault with no combination. It was untroubled by my stare. “You don’t give up easily, do you?” “Why did you say ‘there are no answers in there for you’?” “Got your attention, didn’t I?” Maybe there were no answers in there for me, but I knew this was the right place. So, what was the problem? Was I afraid that I couldn’t get in, or was I afraid I wouldn’t find anything if I did? Maybe I was afraid that after searching for so long I would find nothing. Maybe I didn’t really want to know what happened after. “You should give up now. It’ll make everything easier later on.” “How much later on?” “It won’t be much longer. Trust me, I know these things.” His strange negations gave me hope. He tried to dissuade me but now I knew I was where I should be. I wanted to reach out towards the tombstone to feel its rough surface. There were answers in there, I was sure of it now. I had only suffered a moment of dim panic, thinking I would find nothing. I was sure I would find everything. “You’re as tough as nails. Maybe you will find your answers after all.” “Is it time?” “Yes, it’s time. Come with me.”

Yum-Yum

23 November 2024

“You know,” he said as he slipped a toothpick between his fingers. “There ain’t no reason to be upset.” The father stared at the brute rasping at his teeth. He swallowed hard, his mouth a thin line with moisture on his lips. He moved his eyes to the big man’s companion. The brute said she was his daughter, but they seemed too close in age to seem true. He watched as she snickered quietly, vacant eyes and purple-blue hair. It reminded him of a documentary of a Dottyback fish, he recalled. “Really,” the brute continued. “We only want a bite to eat and then we’ll be on our way.” Dottyback guffawed, nearly spewing her milk. The brute’s supposed daughter had asked for milk even though his family had only ever had wine and water at the table. But he dared not risk his own household by saying no to any request. He looked at his wife and his own two daughters, all four of them defenceless before the big man. “Your wife’s cookin’ is delicious.” He turned and winked at his mauve patsy. “Ain’t that right, pumpkin? Go on, you tell ‘em.” “Yeah, delicious, um-yum! Yum-yum!” Dottyback began to cackle, a strange high pitch wheeze as milk dribbled from the corner of her mouth. “Yeah, your wife did a number on it. I’m glad we brought such a big hunk.” The brute squeezed Dottyback’s breast. “A hunk. Ain’t that right darlin’?” The brute’s daughter couldn’t contain herself and coughed, spitting milk into her plate as she chortled. She gasped for air and started to choke until the big man began to pound her on the back. “Easy there, easy there, we can’t even understand a word of wha’ you is sayin’! What you trying to say then, little girl? What you trying to say to us?” “Yum-yum. Yum-yum-yum!” She giggled savagely. “Oh, yeah, that really was yum-yum! That hunk was real yum-yum!” The brute grinned wickedly. The husband caught his wife’s eye and thought he saw an imperceptible nod. Slowly, the husband moved his hand toward the carving knife. When the brute had put it down after the last cut, he laid it casually, not more than an arm’s length away. The point was no longer at his chest and he was certain he could reach it. “Hey, mister. You ain’t touched yours. Neither has your little girls, wifey to boot. You ain’t hungry? It was a big, gorgeous hunk.” The brute continued to pick at his teeth. Dottyback peeled with laughter and slapped her hand down on the table. Each thump turned the carving knife and bounced it a fraction of an inch closer to the husband. His fingertips could almost caress the handle. “No!” Dottyback growled. Her eyes went from vacant to fierce, like a beast staring down its prey. Her shoulders were hunched, both hands on the table. Suddenly she was a purple-blue dragon with a heaving chest. Her fierce stare burned the husband causing him to shrink back. “Oh no, oh no! Now look at what you gone and done. You done upset my daughter, you did. Now, you don’t want to be doing that, you know.” The brute was on his feet, his cruel heft projected down upon them like an executioner. The husband breathed heavily, his eyes pleading as they darted from the two strangers to his own family. A cold sweat had stained his shirt and he fumbled with his tie. “Aw, shucks. We don’t wanna ruin a perfect evenin’ after your lady cooked up that hunk for us? Hey, how’s about a toast then? Like rich people do?” He raised his empty glass and with wild eyes stared at Dottyback. “Whaddya say, baby girl?” “Yum-yum. Um-yum-yum.” “Yeah, that sounds ‘bout right. A toast, baby girl!” His body shook with delirious laughter as they shouted in unison. “UM-YUM-YUM! UM-YUM-YUM! UM-YUM-YUM. THAT BOY WAS UM-YUM-YUM!”

Dream Tree

20 November 2024

I was so tired from the efforts of the day that I couldn’t help but rest my head. The gnarled, exposed roots were an unexpected cradle for my aching bones. My body relaxed as I slouched and leaned against the tree. I thought I would just watch the sun set, but nestled in the roots I found myself with heavy eyes and a nodding head. As the slanting rays warmed my face, I fell asleep at the foot of the great beech tree. I was permeated by the sensation that I was sharing a dream with the tree. I knew I was asleep as the tree infused me with its nature. I felt it tap my consciousness lightly in the depths of my mind. The beech tree retained its familiar shape, with its silver-grey bark and dark green leaves. In the dream the tree had an unexpected scent of honey gold that heightened my perceptions. The tree allowed me to feel the birds tousle my hair and the earthworms wriggle between my toes. I felt the sap running through my veins as it pushed higher and higher up the canopy. The deeper I slept, the more the great beech shared. The beech allowed the changing seasons to wash over me. Crisp autumn, icy winter, tepid spring and sultry summer. The beech never spoke a word in my mind, but led me along by the hand, its branches caressing me as I floated forward. It dropped its leaves in the meadow next to a bouncing chipmunk. It pointed bare branches to the icy ground at its roots. It strained its buds towards the heavens to show me a floating butterfly. It rustled its leaves to bring my attention to a deer as it drank deeply from the brook. I awoke more rested than I had been for ages. There was no fatigue in my limbs and my mind was clear. I thanked the tree by placing a hand on its smooth trunk and walked through the meadow back to my car. I turned back often, hoping to see a sign of recognition from the giant beech, but it stood silent and watchful at the edge of the forest. For years I wondered what the tree had wanted to say to me. Season after season I would return but no sleep at its trunk brought other shared dreams. Over time my bemusement changed acceptance. I embraced the idea that in that one moment the tree had simply wished to share its life with someone. When I return to visit the beech tree, I place my hand on its trunk and say a silent thanks for having been the chosen one.

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