About Doppelganger’s "Curriculum Vitae":

Ah, the wonderful world of the proletariat.  Most of us have been there.  Most of us are still stuck there.  And many more will soon be piling in.

            Getting into slavery isn’t as easy as it used to be.  I don’t mean for the slaver; I mean for the slave.  It’s quite expected that before you line up for a bowl of gruel you must first prove your worth by writing down what you know how to do, what you’ve done, what you like, and where you want to be.  In another place and time that would have been no one else’s business, but today it makes social networks.  Or so I hear.

            Luckily, Doppelganger is on the case!  For all of you kids that are angling to get into the wonderful world of paid slavedom, you can use the cheeky shadow’s CV as a guide.  It won’t get you a job, but maybe it will get you a laugh.